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One-sided Lemon

A sexual act in which an individual places a half of a lemon on the receiving partner’s anus. The giver of the Lemon squeezes and twists the lemon until the recipient experiences a very painful but also profound burning sensation within the anus and rectum. Afterwards the person on the giving end sticks his/her tongue deep within the anus of the recipient and slurps up accumulated lemon juice, aka the “lemonade”
Maddi wanted to do a one-sided lemon with Eliza, but they only had oranges and grapefruits.
by Madsux May 29, 2018
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While playing one's cards close to one's chest often refers to secretive behavior, it is nowadays being used as a euphemism for breast binding.

A lesbian or trans man may be referred to as someone who plays their cards close to their chest, especially when one is not sure what pronouns to use.
Oh, that's not a man, that's Hannah. She's got great tits but she's a butch and prefers to play her cards close to her chest.

That's Taylor, he can't play tag with us because he's playing his cards close to his chest and we don't want his lungs collapsing.

I saw Alex at the gym yesterday! It was pretty shocking because she usually plays her cards close to her chest but I guess she just uses a sports bra for working out.

Playing one's cards close to one's chest should be done safely and intermittently.
by King UwU Bean November 9, 2023
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One minute man

Mentioned in the song Turn Red, by M Dot R. Is a reference to Kayvon Parsa Najibzadeh.
If yuh looking fi ya one minute man, Goddamn, she get di wrong man!
by ramp65 March 12, 2024
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two is one and one is none

A Navy Seals adige meaning if you have two things and one breaks you always have one left but if you have one and it breaks, you have none
“I was in the water and my googles broke. Then I couldn’t stay down any more”

“Dude, two is one and one is none. What were you thinking?”
by BMc2 September 19, 2023
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Number one bullshit guy

the type of guy who will dry fist you without even giving you apple juice and likes akil a lot . He will lick akil a lot and a lot
fuck you gigganigga you're a number one bullshit guy who likes to kiss elmehdi
by superniggaballs November 16, 2023
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one rose left standing

When one rose is still alive and the others he/she gave you are not, it tells you that person is the one.
“He got me some roses for my birthday a few weeks ago and there is one rose left standing.”
“Omg. He’s the one.”
by Jennajadewilsonboi February 23, 2021
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Happy One Month My World

Something you make as your discord status to celebrate you and your eboyfriend's one month anniversery.

Also it is one of the worst things for someone who likes your to find.
Luke: Bruh she made her status Happy One Month My World I'm done
Andrew: Fuck her
by DB26E January 25, 2023
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