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Fake Friends

Those friends that only use you when they need something or when they have nothing else to do.
TYPES OF FAKE FRIENDS

1) The User
The one that uses you for popularity or more friends or for money. That friend that was so sweet, shy and nice at first then turns into a real bitch after they get into the circle. (STAY AWAY, THERE TIME WILL COME)

2) The Two Faced
That 'FRIEND' that is so nice to your face and then goes running away to talk shit about you when you have done nothing wrong. And when your in a group or around popular peole they completely ignore your existence. (FUCK THEM)

3) The Drifter
The so called 'friends' that only talks to you when they need something or want something, like for money, a ride, or anything in general but completely ignores you when they dont want anything (AT THE MOMENT).

Please guys stay away from these people, everyone will soon realise who they really are and they will be loners and very hated. Be yourself and be kind and a good friend and if you really want to just scream at them and completely expose them because 99.99999% of the time they deserve it and need to hear it. THEY ARE BITCHES AND YOUR BETTER THEN THEM !!!!!!!!!!
The 'friend' that o
"Wow, she`s so rude! She completely ditched me for the popular group! We used to be so close but now she thinks shes better then everyone else. I HATE HER, SHES SUCH A FAKE FRIENDS! "
by Monty - The Real Talk December 3, 2019
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Friend

I also want to know
Person: Hey how are your friends?
Me: *cries*
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If your a given manga fan then this is for you! Spam Chapter 20 of Given because that chapter is a nightmare and no one likes that chapter one bit so destroy your friends with this. :D
Chapter 20 was such a horrible chapter for Given fans and why not just have fun and spam the chapter 20 link over and over again to friends. So enjoy Spam your friends with Chapter 20 of Given day (June 20th)
by KattySopia October 31, 2020
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friend

Someone you can cry on, someone you fight with but work through it. A friend isn't someone who likes to be mean a friend is someone who can be seen in public with you even if you're the grossest kid in school XD. A friend is someone who won't replace you with an old friend or a new one. A friend will include you in everything.
Jill: "Omg! Have you seen the way Ceoni and Bryan and Tierra stick together! They're such great friends! I think they were in kindergarten together.

Sarah: "They're going to grow up to become very important or amazing people together."
by Miss.Know.It.All_. December 4, 2017
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Lunch Shift Friend

A coworker who you friend during the lunch shift because both of your real friends normally work dinner. When dinner shift arrives, you go your separate ways and do not acknowledge each other.
I realized we were only lunch shift friends when dinner shift arrived and she basically ignored me.
by Lunchann November 25, 2017
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sandbox friend

A sandbox friend is someone that you have more fun with than anyone else . They fill you Oxytocin so high it’s over Flowing .

Your so comfortable with them you can just be yourself
by True friends October 6, 2020
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exclusive just friends

when two people who don’t want a relationship, but still want all the best parts of one, make a pact to remain just friends but exclusively for each other
Boy: “So I can’t hang out with other girls?”

Girl: “No, we aren’t dating but we are exclusive. Call us exclusive just friends”

Boy: “Ah man”
by ButWhatAreWe? July 26, 2022
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