i love you more

i love stone more than he could ever love me

“i love you”
“no, i love you more”

by kskdkdkdk August 9, 2018

from "I do" to "Adieu"

The typical course run by more than 50% of marriages.

Marriage counsellor: I always advise my "starry-eyed lovebirds" clients to "look at the whole picture" --- i.e., consider the entire scope and details of marriage --- before deciding whether they would truly be a good match for each other... I'd sure hate to see their fairly-tale romance merely proceed from "I do" to "Adieu" like so many of marriages do these days.

by QuacksO August 26, 2018

i will make you a wheelchair

A widely used term for showing respect to your friend in New Zealand

Bob: completes every dare he's ever be asked by Gary

Gary:dude you've done every dare I've asked since we met now I will make you a wheelchair

by The cunt on the dunny February 7, 2019

i have two sneeze

when you have to sneeze, you yell fuck loud!!

Bryan: I have two sneeze
George: ok go sneeze
Bryan: FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by youngkap February 15, 2019

I am your father

Basically the most spoiled line in cinema history.

Star Wars fan: Luke, I am your father.

Non-Star Wars fan: Dammit! You just spoiled the whole movie for me!

by CelticEagle February 19, 2019

Fuck I Love Stairs

A Phrase often yelled out at parties, with the meaning "fuck i love skanks"

Often used to avoid getting into fights with boyfriends and getting kicked out.

Bill hey look at all these girls at this party.
Greg FUCK I LOVE STAIRS!!

by Sandpipper September 27, 2018

I got your dick

A way of expressing support or defense for another individual. Commonly used to defend a male friend, but is not limited to those who identify as male.

Girl 1: boy 1, you will never accomplish anything
Boy 2: don't worry boy 1, I got your dick!
Boy 2: girl 1, you are a ho

by bbhfd4l90 June 2, 2018