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When you can’t cum so your friend eats your ass
It just wouldn’t cum so I had my friend check New York.
by Breezyred May 9, 2021
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Friends

Something you dont have
Me: Hey what are friends?
Emily: something u dont have
by allie.g2104 July 9, 2019
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convenience friend

Being a convenience friend means that you are always someone's last option if they have absolutely no one else to hang out with and nothing to do. When fun stuff is planned they will usually leave you out. You may also find that you are always be the one reaching out to make hangout arrangements. Occasionally the other person may call or text you first but this is rare. This is usually only done at times when money is scarce in order to assess whether you have anything of value which they can mooch off of you.
Bob: "I called Dave to see if he wanted to hangout, but he said he's busy at work even though its Sunday, which is weird because I could've swore I heard a party and laughter in the background. Guess I'm his convenience friend."
by Bob54886555 August 27, 2023
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Friends

A show that I've seen but never watched.
Hym "You know what this chick said to me the other day? She said 'If you don't agree with me on abortion, we aren't friends.' MY response to that statement is 'We weren't friends in the first place. You are in love with Tyrone and I'm HIS 'friend' and you associate with me because I associate with him.' My stance on this should have been made clear by now. Be friends with the niggas you fucked instead of me. And if killing babies is better then not have sex then A LOT of things are better than not having sex. You know and I know that we were not friends."
by Hym Iam July 1, 2022
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January 11 is the national give your friend's money back day, where people worldwide return the money they owe back to their friend!
You: Hey Ryan, Happy January 11!
Ryan: What's January 11th?
You: It's National give your friend's money back day.
Ryan: Cool man, here's your money back!
by FriendlyNeighbourhoodIdiot January 11, 2023
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Suck friend

Terry: "Hey man, you're being a suck friend today."
James: "Sorry mate, I'll try and do better."
by brooklynlikespizza April 25, 2022
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