Friend paranoia

When you constantly think that you’re friends are fake and/or secretly hate you.

Person 1: I just can’t help to think that my friends… hate me all the time..
Person2: that’s friend paranoia lil bruh

by Literallyalegend💋 April 12, 2025

movie friend

Two people who spend time together watching movies and having sex, yet when feeling are involved they hide behind their bold ways. In the end, they depart due to lack of commitment and miscommunication. They point blank want sex and feelings without a commitment.

1). I am chilling tonight with my movie friend. You know, the one other by the shopping plaza. 2). My movie friend and I are going to the park with the kids.

by Movie Friend February 6, 2018

Post-Friends Depression

Post-Friends depression Is a serious illness caused by ending The best TV show Of all time Friends TV show. People suffering from this are feeling empty, like there’s No more happines in The World. It’s really hard to cure, some say it’s impossible. Patiens are usually caught re-watching The show or looking for extra stuff like interviews with The actors. Doctors are still trying to find a cure that would work 100% but there isn’t much Hope.

A: ,,Did you See Sophie somewhere? I didin’t See her for days!”

B: ,,Oh, she’s suffering from Post-Friends Depression so she’s staying home for a few days...”

A: ,,My friends had The same thing, Post-show depression! And I’m worried that I might get it too, soon...”
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B: ,,Ow No! Which season you’re on?”

A: ,,I just started 10th...”

B: ,,It was nice knowing you...”

by Kusia1305 March 11, 2019

Background Friend

A friend that only exists in the background, like a background character. Similar to an extra on a movie set, they mainly fill space and feel sad.

Main Character: Nah don’t invite her, she’s just a background friend.

by BackgroundFriend December 5, 2023

Friend

Something you will not have and never will.

I do not have a friend to talk to.

by Worthless Slave May 28, 2018

Make friends with the drain

When you have to puke in the middle of a track workout, so you puke in the drain on the sidelines.

Person 1: You good man? It looks like you are about to puke.

Person 2: No, I might have to make friends with the drain soon.

by An actual South Carolinian February 13, 2020

Co-Friends

A human that worked with another human

Back when we were co-friends, I liked what you had to say.

by Chance_McGillicutty May 6, 2021