Rotten friend

Straight up tooken, if it ain't yo freshest Jordans being stripped off yo thugish feet then, then it's some Velcro crested purse snatcher trying to get yo girls purse. Can't have that tho.. I'm down to 4 baby momas now. Shits cutting into my money flow.... Ya digg????

hey buddy . Can I get a ride to my truck this morning from my house ... Money's tight.... hopefully your my pal and won't take advantage of me like a ROTTEN FRIEND!
Them : My friend said he can get you but it's going to cost you 100 bucks send me the addersse if you want to do that he drives real fast to so be ready for that

by Being nigged April 30, 2022

Co-Friends

A human that worked with another human

Back when we were co-friends, I liked what you had to say.

by Chance_McGillicutty May 6, 2021

exclusive just friends

when two people who don’t want a relationship, but still want all the best parts of one, make a pact to remain just friends but exclusively for each other

Boy: “So I can’t hang out with other girls?”

Girl: “No, we aren’t dating but we are exclusive. Call us exclusive just friends”

Boy: “Ah man”

by ButWhatAreWe? July 26, 2022

Friend

a word that conjures up images of warm, fuzzy feelings and happy memories. But why limit ourselves to such a narrow definition? Let's redefine "friend" as a more romantic word, one that connotes passion and desire. A "friend" is now someone who not only shares your interests and experiences but also stirs your soul and quickens your pulse. They are a person with whom you have an unbreakable bond of love and devotion, a partner in every sense of the word. In short, a "friend" is someone who makes your heart race and your knees weak, someone with whom you want to spend the rest of your life, sharing all of life's joys and sorrows. So forget about platonic relationships and embrace the true meaning of "friend" - as a word that speaks to the depths of your heart and the fire of your soul.

Being with you feels like coming home, my dearest friend.

by jb8292L April 12, 2023

Friend cheating

When someone is texting another friend while talking to you irl

Person a and person b are having a conversation
Person a: *brings out phone and starts typing*
Person b: are you friend cheating on me right now??
Person a: no, I'm just playing a game
Person b: oh okay

by A singular broken condom March 1, 2024

Real friend

Doesn't exist.

Sarah:She's a real friend

(After two months)
Sarah:She's ignoring me bc I'm not pretty enough to be around her

by A human u don't know November 21, 2021

Best friend

A best friend, also known as a Bff, is someone who has your back and still cares about you after every fight. You should be able to tell them anything without worrying about their reaction. They will stay loyal to you and will love you for who you are. Even you you have lots of other friends, your best friend is still your favorite. A best friend doesn't ditch you for other people, even if you're mad. If you're so-called best friend lacks at least half of these traits, you should find someone better to spend your time with.

"You know that pretty girl over there?"
Me: "Yes! That's my best friend."

by yoyoyoyoyo!? February 5, 2020