no hair on your penis

ryan has 0 hair on his penis

Ethan: Fuck you ryan, you have no hair on your penis
Ryan: you are correct

by notjamesorbobbyornigga January 31, 2021

Parkinson's penis

When a penis can't stop vibrating

"He fucked me with a Parkinson's penis!"

by Dipshit901 April 20, 2021

penis

because you were to fucking dumb to think that you would find a full cock here

your dumbass thought you would find penises just because you scrolled down your now the biggest penis i ever thought of

by a bro with some fucking sense September 9, 2020

BIG PENIS

big penis is hot and I want bbc

some gay guy :hey wanna come suck my bbc??

Me :HELL YAAA BIG PENIS!!

by anonymous February 5, 2023

Connor’s penis

Connor’s penis is huge and gurthy. Every girl wants to have sex with Connor.

Sarah - “Connor is so hot I want to have sex with him”
Samantha - “Yeah I want to touch Connor’s penis”

by SarahxConnor December 14, 2022

james penis

odd and sussy but not bad

sally said james penis wasnt bad

by supermangade January 17, 2022

Penis

a penis is a floppy white/black thing between a man's legs

Man: I have a penis

Man 2: I know it's pretty floppy

by Bry_00_lew December 30, 2020