Hole-In-One!

During sex, handjob or masturbation, the male ejaculates into his own mouth, either accidentally or purposefully.
She jerked me off so hard last night she shot a hole-in-one!
by SoloStroker June 22, 2021
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The one testicle postulation

In the land of men with no testicles, Lance Armstrong is king.
According to the one testicle postulation, this flat assed bitch has a donkey booty. Imma hit.
by bingobango_22 February 27, 2024
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one-two-switch-a-roo

The action of putting one's dick into a vagina whilst having one's testicles inside another vagina. Said vagina often has to be previously penetrated in order to be open enough to welcome the above-mentioned testicles.
"I had these two girls over and I pulled a one-two-switch-a-roo"
by noirline November 12, 2017
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one-womanizer

A man who constantly pursues a flirts with one (and only one) woman. Like a monogamous Don Juan.
Did you see that guy staring at his wife and ignoring the cheerleaders? What a one-womanizer!
by Rewsky February 09, 2016
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The Boiled One

An entity from Doctor Nowhere that haunts anyone who watched Broadcast 813 for the rest of their life and puts them into a Pseudocoma.

(Locked-in syndrome (LIS), also known as pseudocoma, is a condition in which a patient is aware but cannot move or communicate verbally due to complete paralysis of nearly all voluntary muscles in the body except for vertical eye movements and blinking. The individual is conscious and sufficiently intact cognitively to be able to communicate with eye movements.)
"Upon the manifestation of my being in the future, you will be asleep in bed. I will be there and watch over you. When you wake, you will not be able to move any part of you. When the doctors eventually find you, they will not see me. But you will. And I'll see you too. Forever, I'll see you." - The Boiled One
by JoshuajrURBANDICTIONARYZ August 11, 2024
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The international day of buying your loved one the motorcycle they desire is March 23.
It's 23 today, national buy your loved one a motorcycle day, i have to buy him that h2r he always talks about.
by zuzzi March 20, 2024
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