Do jack shit

House chores and that kinda shitb

I'm tired of my husband asking me to do jack shit when I was pregnant

by Avril1989 June 20, 2018

JUMPIN JACK FLESHLIGHT FORUM

The act of performing 69 but with a Fleshlight on his pole. This athletic act is performed on the bed standing up and slowly jumping at a quickening pace. Near climax the Fleshlight is quickly disposed of and his donger is deepthroated and his love juice is deposited down her throat. Optional feature for experience Forum members. Timing a double climax is the ultimate finishing to this event. This is when both participants time their orgasm and she delivers a nice spray spritzer on his face.

When me and misses where in Waikiki, we stayed on the beach and banged all weekend long. On the final night I introduced the Jumpin Jack Fleshlight Forum and we both exploded. It was sooo hot!

by Sonnyd2022 June 18, 2022

Jack Robinson

A hard guy with a mission

Oh look it’s jack Robinson I swear him and his brother have shower sex

by Musselburgh young team October 18, 2021

Jack Wagon

slang insult commonly used to describe a ridiculous, nonsensical idiot. The term originated in the west being used to describe the transportation system for prostitutes , hoes, tricks , scalawags, bitches and nappy headed hoes

Out west you better not get caught out in the Jack wagon.

by Charliefyffe December 12, 2018

Jack and Jack

The act of engaging in mutual masturbation with a bro while eating a jack fruit, a popular meat substitute.

Guy 1: Yo man, had a great session with my bro last night.
Guy 2: Oh word?
Guy 1: Yeah man, had a good jack and jack.
Guy 2: Bro, jack fruits are lit.

by Corey in Dallas house December 1, 2018

Pre Jack

To grab, buy, or do something before it is necessary to do it in order to prevent having to do it in the future — just in case it would be necessary to grab, buy, or do it later.

Imma pre jack that PS5 a month before Christmas, in case they sell out at that time.

by Prejack February 2, 2024

Jack

The guy that hasn’t been treated right during his teen years, is always getting bullied and has never made anyone laugh. He is certified to be a virgin his whole life, he will most probably end up hanging from a tree or with a bullet through his head. Usually he thinks he has friends but in reality he’s the most hated person on earth.

P1: “Hey did you hear about Jack”
P2: “you mean the one who thinks he has friends, yeah I know him”

P1: “he was found dead this morning because of suicide, and everyone didn’t care”
P2: “damn I can’t believe all our hard work paid off finally”

by Thekidwhowroteabouthimself November 22, 2021