Jack Clift is a bronsexual often times found in the “BBW” section of pornhub. He has a nice, velumptious ass, and wears the same god damn outfit every fucking day. It’s honestly kinda disgusting. He can also be found sitting in the corner of his room with his pants off watching the recent Lakers highlights staring at Lebron James. (hence bronsexual) He watches anime and listens to lil uzi verts “20min” while beating his dick to “Lebron James fucks the shit out of Jayson taytum. (Hentai HD)” honestly tho I’d still fuck tho, and I spend most of my time reminiscing about him. Once you catch a glimpse, you will not be able to get him out of your head. You begin to want him, no. Crave him. Jack is wonderful. Royal knight of heaven, prince of hell. The benevolent. The worthy. Jack is good. Jack is god. Jack is life.
by Bigdickdaddy101 June 4, 2021
Get the Jack Cliftmug. he is a overweight dosser who thinks taking creatine at a young age was or is good for him both his girlfriends were rawdogged by 2 friends and he has no rizz
beth:jack tried to rizz me up today i felt very harassed
Lucas P:its okay darlin come round he is a wog nothingless
Lucas P:its okay darlin come round he is a wog nothingless
by CamTheGimp August 25, 2022
Get the Jackmug. by Jbands November 7, 2021
Get the Jackingmug. Really tall guy who gets into drama 24/7. Hold onto your retention fee, because you'll need a lawyer after he's done with you. I loved his Spanish class.
Boy that Jack Hansen fellow sure is litigious (unreasonably prone to go to law to settle disputes.
"our increasingly litigious society").
"our increasingly litigious society").
by Chillbloney February 15, 2023
Get the Jack Hansenmug. They are very musical and like to play as many instruments as they can get their hands on. They are also very funny in a mysterious way so you never know what the next joke will be.
They are very emotionally intelligent but are underestimated in how good they are at understanding unique social situations. Very good to vent to.
They also enjoy learning as many things as possible so are decently good at many things, a “Jack of all trades” you could say.
They are very emotionally intelligent but are underestimated in how good they are at understanding unique social situations. Very good to vent to.
They also enjoy learning as many things as possible so are decently good at many things, a “Jack of all trades” you could say.
by Mhushick June 19, 2023
Get the Jackmug. Jack is the kindest person ever. He is always wanting to make other people happy and sometimes forgets that he needs to be happy in order to make others happy. He is truely the nicest, good looking, sweetest, encouraging, resilient, compassionate, empathetic guy you will ever meet. He is literally good at EVERYTHING, even tho he denies it, he really is the best thing that will ever happen to you. He is fantastic at musical things and extremely good at sports. You are soooo lucky to have someone like a jack in your life because he will make you smile, even if he’s giving the saddest news in the world. His smile lights up your world and his eyes are gorgeous, light blue in colour. Jacks are very rare and you need to show how much they mean to you a lot because they deserve to know how much they mean to you. They need to be appreciated.
by I care about u December 25, 2019
Get the Jackmug. by rblx jack May 15, 2022
Get the Jackmug.