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Maple Hill High School

Maple Hill High School is a school that's centered in the town, as residents call it, Castletucky (Aka Castleton). Students here flourish with the help of teachers and extra curricular activities. It'd be the best high school out there if only all the students in it didn't want to commit suicide. The amount of drug dealers keep everyone on their toes with the classic slutty middle schoolers and weird couples fucking behind the bleachers during pep rallys. There's plenty to do here as tea and drama erupts from all corners leaving no one safe. But hey, at least most of them are nice
Shane: "What are you doing later today?"

"I have to go to that shitty Maple Hill High School and get laid by a meth head senior"
by Teenage Dream 42069 April 1, 2022
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Torrington High School

Prides itself on frequent Bomb Threats. So many of them happen, hardly anyone cares anymore. Fuck Connecticut!
There was a fucking BOMB THREAT at Torrington High School on Monday, April 4th, 2022.
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Mount view high school

Everyone wants to be a natural blonde and the year 7s have already skipped half the year
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Ant Hill High School Drama

A small or almost meaningless problem that can be solved in less than a day
Mike: Ugh, have you heard the ant hill high school drama Jenny has been involved in?
Lexi: ugh it’s so stupid, they are making such a big deal of it when it could be solved in less that a day even
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Choctaw High School

An Oklahoman school full of drug addicts, nazis and rapists. Principals and teachers protect rapists cause they do the same shit. Calls the cops on students for trying to protest. No one can keep it in their pants. Lots of pregnancies. The stairwell. Dooley's patrol.

The only good thing about the school is the entertainment value from the fights.
Someone: Where'd you go to school?
You: Choctaw High School.
Someone: Ah, shit, the Stairwell school.
You: Fuck you.
by godwantsmeinhisbed April 19, 2022
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Pittsfield High School

Not much school spirit except for the fact that we’re way better than the rival schools Wahconah and Taconic. Not the brightest we have heated debates on if Helen Keller was actually deaf and blind. Nothing to do in pitty we all just smoke weed and play cod. They throw all the special needs kids into the basement. The teachers are great though and give a shit about the kids.

Football- Walk in groups, loose every game though. Most are joining the military after high school.

Theatre- shows are top tier….a lot of drama though. they all got crushes on each other and all hate each other

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Baseball- All weirdly obsessed with Adam Sandler

Chess Club- We have a chess club????
don’t go to Pittsfield High School the kids piss in buckets”
by hotpeopleliketaylorswift April 19, 2022
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