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Sneaky nuts release

When an artist or band unexpectedly release some new music. Derived from TV comedy Angry Boys, sneaky nuts is a game where you sneakily reveal your nuts or balls whilst posing for a photo.
Hey broseph, did you check out Radiohead's sneaky nuts release last week?!
by TheGrizard October 8, 2018
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Whenever a male is sexually aroused during the night and wants to masturbate but is too lazy or scared that he will wake his parents up when he moves to get tissues. He then masturbates with the intention of not nutting but ends up losing control and overestimating his choad causing him to nut all over himself. This putts him in a much worse situation than before by forcing him to get up and clean it and also risk being caught by his parents with the task of explaining why he has nut all over himself. Basically, a literal fucking nightmare come true.
"Dude, did you hear about what happened to Andrew and why he's not at school today? I heard that he had The Nocturnal Nut of Nightmares and his mom caught him bro!"
by The Keeper of Knowledge69 June 13, 2018
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Nuts and Boltsacks

Another way of saying, "Bollocks!" when something goes wrong.
Oh, Nuts and Boltsacks!
by GallopingSausage June 12, 2018
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Nut Cheeking

When a male constricts the flesh of his scrotum to form a fold between the two testicles, causing the sack to resemble two butt cheeks and a butt crack (also called a nut crack in the context of nut cheeking.)
I thought he had a butt on his front but he was just nut cheeking.
by Swipperton December 31, 2020
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cherrie nuts

testicles ejaculate so much semen that they turn bright red
I got CHERRIE NUTSS!!!!!.
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P-nut

An orgasm involving the prostate gland and penis for a combined orgasm.

For those born with male sex organs, they have a prostate gland, which when massaged in a rythmic manner, will produce an orgasm that is several times more intense, lasting several times longer than a normal male orgasm. If, also stimulating the penis, the prostate orgasm and penile orgasm, can be combined for intensely heightened pleasure.

Trans women, who have undergone full reassignment, usually can experience the prostate orgasm through stimulation of the vaginal cavity. This has been shown in active MRI scans to be the same as a female g-spot orgasm.
I got the Lovense Edge, and gave my girlfriend control over it using her phone, and she made me totally p-nut last night!
by Renutee April 14, 2020
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Bren-nut

Bren-nut is the ejaculate that comes from a boy named Brennan. Bren-nut is also a common nickname. Bren-nut's name meaning represents adolf hitler's kid.
hi bren-nut, you gonna kill the jews?
by Doomin May 1, 2024
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