The Infinite Monkey Theorem

Everything that can happen, will happen, given enough time.

A: Did you hear? The Patriots came back from a 25 point deficit to win the Superbowl!
B: Wow, that's like stuff from the Infinite Monkey Theorem.

by Azshara October 7, 2020

Shitfaced monkey

someone who annoys you

"GOD SHE IS SUCH A SHITFACED MONKEY"

by homogaycheese August 30, 2023

monkey spunk

A white coloured lubricant. Used by car mechanics to fit tyres to rims.

Any residue left by a grease monkey on your car/truck after servicing.

After collecting my car from the garage . There was monkey spunk on the steering wheel . After touching the wheel . i touched my face . Now I have monkey spunk on my face

by ifuckputinsmom June 10, 2022

bleck monkey

Faisal

Kys Bleck monkey

by adrian23 June 6, 2023

Monkey Tuesday

Monkey Tuesday is when you fall in love with someone who’s first letter in there name start with H

My girlfriend is a monkey Tuesday

by The silly Willy man 8222 July 2, 2022

Monkey

A term used to describe someone who goes wild, mainly when under the influence.

Did you say James last night? He was such a monkey.

by Monkey McCaul October 14, 2017

ginger monkey

A giant astonishing creature named as the ginger monkey, once inhabiting the earth we walk.

"ginger monkey" , "Hey, look over there its a ginger monkey", "Gary stop trying to be funny you know your wife doesnt love you and your kids left you several years ago" , "But, ginger monkey makes me happy" , "Oh shut up Gary you need to grow up an- OH MY GOD THERE REALLY IS A GINGER MON-", the monkey proceeded to tear Johns face off and devour his corpse and then later recorded it and put it on live leak, Gary stared smugly until the giant ginger monkey molested him and yet again put it on live leak.

by big monkey muncher August 7, 2022