jack the axe wielder

jack is the type of person to get along with you but he can’t form emotional or physical/mental bonds and connections with you because hes incapable and that might set some people off but he doesn’t mind he likes reading manga BL and Stephen hawking

person 1: wow dude who’s that

person 2: that’s jack the axe wielder they’re really cool and they shift realities too
person 1: that sounds awesome

by Iamjack July 2, 2022

Sky Jacks

A condition of going into seizures of jumping jacks. Often caused by nervousness or stress. These seizures, which are also known as 'jack attacks', are most often seen in Ralph Drabble when he gets nervous.

Ralph: (panting) One, two, one two...

Patrick: Man, Dad, you're all sweaty. Are you nervous?

Ralph: Yeah, I'm doing some Sky Jacks to calm down.

Patrick: Mind if I join you? I'm kinda stressed too.

Ralph: Sure! (like a coach) Ready, begin!

by Dusty's Baby Powder December 18, 2010

Fat Jacked

Yes it is

Daniel is not fat jacked. He should hit the gym.

by cathiewails September 20, 2021

Jack

A big fella who only drinks cruisers and never folds. Doesn’t associate with people who drink supercrisps

Big Jack Molenkamp had so many cruisers and he still didn’t fold

by Nignignig January 9, 2022

National Jack Meuten Day

April 28th

Today is National Jack Meuten Day

by Yuh101010 April 28, 2022

Jack Helsby

AN ABSOLUTE UNIT, THE MANS A SICK CUNt(and owns axolotl)

Jack helsby is hot

by Hitlers dead son April 11, 2022

Jack

Jack is the kind of guy who you don’t notice right away. He sits in the corner of the class and doesn’t say anything. You think he’s depressed but he’s actually just boring. Jack’s are fairly athletic but they aren’t cool enough to be jocks. Jack is the kind of guy who should wear eyeliner and baggy jeans. This will suit his personality and complement his skinny features. Jack doesn’t like very many people because very many people don’t like Jack. You might think Jack is a loser when you first meet him. And he might be. But also he might be a pretty alright guy.

“Wow he’s hasn’t talked all day, must be a Jack.”

“He’s so emo, must be a Jack.”

by SecretSass May 10, 2019