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Tuesday

1. The most forgotten day of the week, neither loved nor hated.
2. The day that saves people from Monday.
1. I always forget Tuesdays even exist, as there is nothing good about them besides the fact it isn't Monday.

2. Tuesday is like a forgotten hero, it saves us from Monday, but it doesn't bring us the full joy that Friday does.
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Tesco Tuesday

tesco tuesday is a very special day where on every tuesday, the british public will go to tesco on a tuesday

if ur in slough or mile end tho idk man get a grip ur tesco's are shit
john: what day is it today?
dan: ..tuesday i think?
john: aight, it's tesco tuesday time!
dan: oh for fuck sakes- again?
by ptrlol July 27, 2022
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Dirty Tuesday

Dirty Tuesday in the Midwestern region of America is a tradition where basically the peoples of thonse staes who are issued to act like jackasses, idiots, etc. The DIRTY DOZEN peoples also have to travle to every state and eat other foreigners shit and chemical waste. They also have to act like dogs and eat he dogs shit same as the DIRTY DOZEN ANIMALS. OH I also forgot to mention the reason why this tradition is on Tuesday of every yr is bcs of your mom.
Hey igggern._mallj how was you're day???

iggern._mallij: Oh nothin much mike the bike69 i just had to eat you're shit as well as you're dogs man I love Dirty Tuesday! FUCK BRO!
by Scrambled_ggiern.Chicky June 6, 2022
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Tech Tuesday

the last Tuesday of every month where you wear a Nike tech all day
wow the boys in the red and blue Nike techs look so good this tech Tuesday
by kha billzz January 25, 2022
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See You Next Tuesday

A low-key way to call someone a cunt. Some people also say “Catch You Next Tuesday”.

C - See
U - You
N - Next
T - Tuesday
Maria! I’ll see you next Tuesday!”
by blondecity April 16, 2023
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8 ball tuesday

The rule stating that an 8 ball's advice is only correct on Tuesdays
guy 1: yo this 8 ball just said that I'm losing my house tomorrow
guy 2 : but it's wednesday
guy 1: oh yeah I forgot about 8 ball tuesday
by truckjumperdude July 16, 2024
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Late Tuesday

When you don’t pull out in time so you just get lube, cum, and shit all over yourself
Dickhead one: so how was it with Jeremy
Dickhead two: oh it was just another Late Tuesday, fluids everywhere
by Gabae333 January 9, 2023
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