Bro shove your dick in my ass I want you to cum in me.
Is it gay Tuesday cause I'm not prepared for the fuckening.
Is it gay Tuesday cause I'm not prepared for the fuckening.
by Wery Fanny March 19, 2019

Unlike the day of the week, this definition is for the name Tuesday. Tuesday is an extremely rare name given to an extremely rare kind of woman. Tuesday's are incredibly intelligent, and exceptionally beautiful. Not to be underestimated. Tuesday's instantly light up any room they enter. Everybody either loves her or wishes they had her or were her. She's the best
"Did you hear about Tuesday's new boyfriend?" "Yeah he's the luckiest man alive but he must be a sick cunt if she loves him"
by rizzzzzzle November 22, 2021

person 1- my exam's are done tomorrow so im gonna get fucked up.
person 2- its tuesday
person 1- so... tore up tuesday
person 2- its tuesday
person 1- so... tore up tuesday
by parkour bear December 14, 2009

by Chipperchipper April 6, 2021

by Kha billz January 25, 2022

A phrase coined by user @squawksquare on twitter suggesting that Tesla stock tends to perform poorly on Tuesdays .
by chadsideas August 21, 2024

1. Tiesto Tuesday is the act of choosing DJ Tiesto's music to listen to for the majority or all of the day.
2. Can also be used to mask confused yelling of fellow office workers when the annoying Tuesday issues come in.
2. Can also be used to mask confused yelling of fellow office workers when the annoying Tuesday issues come in.
We didn't hear Chip yelling at Josh on the phone because Tiesto Tuesday was cranked up on the uber expensive Sonos speaker system.
by emoSyuG November 5, 2020
