Cheeky Steven

A term used for a cheating man or a cheeky smile. When a man is cheating on his significant other he gives off a look or a cheeky smile to the person he is supposedly cheating with (usually a business colleague) that gives off the hint that they are more than just friends. Usually the other person is mesmerised by cheeky stevens smile that they fall head over heals for them

Steven: Oh hi Bec *cheeky smile*
Bec: O-Oh Hi steven
Person 1: Oh good old cheeky steven
Person 2: Hes doing another cheeky

by user12345363 August 26, 2020

Jake stevens

He is a young Garry glitter in the making and make sure to hide your children at all costs if you ever see this man. He has been reported to the FBI 50 times and is probably hiding your child in his basement getting ready to make their ass hole go raw red so please report him before he gets your children. He is also good friends with Jeffery Epstein so watch out for the white van that may pull up outside your house and tag team your children so they have no choice but into bum raping your child. The best way to spot him is by his greasy quiff that is located at the top of his disabled head.

Little boy: No please not again my ass hole is red enough as it is after yesterday please stop
Jake Stevens: hmm im going to make it look like an uncooked steak little boy
Little Boy: cries and screams

by Jake Stevens January 2, 2020

Steven Seagull

When someone cums right on the top of you head, much like the feeling of a seagull crapping on your skull from a height.

No Steven Seagull tonight please baby, I don't want to wash my hair again.

by Lucky Poop January 10, 2020

Steven Wonderful

The full, offical and certified name of Stevie Wonder. Born in the 40s to a mixed race marriage, Steven was the 4th child and had 84 siblings, known for keeping a pet Quokka

Steven Wonderful was a blind but accomplished singer.

by BigBadCam March 21, 2023

Steven beardmore

Steven beardmore is a noncey old man who locks children in his cupboard

Oh look it’s a Steven beardmore touching those children

by Victim of stevie B October 1, 2018

steven bobbett

The only living creature you can actually hear getting fatter. Shaped like an upside down eight with molester eyes. Self proclaimed cock sucking champion of the world. Lowest form of multicellular organisms incapable of having an original idea. A dipshit.

Steven bobbett does one good thing and that's sick dicks.

by RoosterKog June 8, 2018

cheap steven

Masterbating inside ones trousers and underwear because they're cheap

Callum's such a perv, he had class with Megan so he just had a cheap Steven in the middle of maths

by Chode gargalling fuck toilet June 17, 2016