Squibbs

A highly lubricated turd that slides out of the anus with turd juice either before, while or after. A very runny turd, but not a succession of runny turds.

After a good night out drinking with his mates, Jimmy had the squibbs. This thoroughly flushed out his system.

Jimmy laughed so hard he managed to create squibbs in his trousers. Jimmy was embarrassed.

by Runny Turd October 21, 2010

Squeping

verb: (inf: to squep)

The act of being annoyingly important. Someone or something who hangs around just because no one can be without them. Basically, being important and rubbing it in peoples' faces.

The Navigator squeped with the group trying to have a quiet boat ride. Though his jokes were horrible and he was disruptive, no one could find the land if he left. Knowing this, he continued squeping.

by bassvillan July 6, 2006

Squibler

Squibler is a sort of stuffer. Something you stuff with. People who smoke marijuana using spliffs or joints use squiblers. Items, such as a metal in the shape of a cotton-bud or the top most thin part of a radio's antenna are used as squiblers.

Ei Yo, Where is my squibler at? How am I supposed to stuff up this joint huh? Wit Ugly's dick?

by Albashir April 16, 2008

Squid

A slimy human that enjoys squirming his way out of unfavorable situations that he himself has created. This creature usually has a hunchy back and extremely slim shoulders.

Heather: Did you put your magic stick inside of my friends creation chamber you squid?

Dennis: Heather! Do I look like a squid?

Heather: Dennis you have so many squid like tendencies and I hate your guts

Dennis: STFU! Bye!

by Ronga-Sauce September 14, 2014

Squid

1) A person who, while presenting traits of pleasantness and kind nature, lacks the social skills required to engage or entertain their audience.

2) A generally nice person who is also a bit of a loser. Usually vocally into lame/boring things like sitcoms and Coldplay.

Me: Hey, what did you think of Ben?
Friend: Eh, he's alright... but he's a it of a squid.
Me: How so?
Friend: Well, he was wearing a Foo Fighters T-shirt and kept quoting Scrubs.
Me: Man, what a fucking squid.

by joshykins69 March 15, 2015

Squid

The act of taking someone else's possession without permission; stealing

Fuck! That motherfucker squidded my money from my wallet!

I think imma squid that guy's laptop.

by SeungyeonsRaptor007 March 27, 2019

Tofu Squid

The leader of the new army, also know as the Squidians. The squid lacks in size but gains in brains in wit, has the upper hand in any situation.

Beautiful, intelligent, and above all strong-willed, takes no challenge too lightly.

Tofu Squid is the cause of every relationship failure.. i mean compare any man or woman to the squid even for a second and you will make the call to break it off..It was so written: ... for you knoweth of thy greater squidly being and you shall forever lay in wait for its many tentacled gaze to fall upon you in all its inky glory... "Squidianthians 18:74"

You have the mark of the Tofu Squid's scorn! You're as good as dead.

by tofusquid October 29, 2012