Shard Breath

When someones breath smells like death after smoking meth.

Damn I have shard breath...again.

by gackhead December 5, 2010

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Scared Moose

When a man is behind a woman, doggy style, the man pulls out and sticks it in her ass. When she turns around to look at the man he raises his hands behind her head, palms spread and thumbs touching the ears.

Change lanes and when her eyes get big give her antlers... scared moose!

by maninja19 December 9, 2010

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shardguard

A protective, cotton type plug usually inserted to help protect against sharding in one's trousers. Usually effects the population born before the 1960's.

Hey Glady's, did you notice Helga hasn't sharded all day. I bet she bought shardguards after that disaster in aisle 5 of Wal-mart.

or

She sharted so hard last time that her shardguard burned a whole right through her Depends.

by Mr Cancun2 April 25, 2011

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