Shitting (something)

Being really good at something.

Hey, did you know I’m shitting (something) physics?
Really? I’m shitting math!!!

by nanaxox September 28, 2022

Why don't I do something about it?

Oh? Am I not saving you fast enough? Maybe I'll get around to it in, like, 5 years or so...

Hym "Me? Oh, nobody. Just a meta/hypertext writing genius who has been made into a literal archetypal figure (the intimations of which range from stioc, monomaniacal hero to narcissistic superman). I may or may not have convinced the world's most famous atheist that the creature is real and I made the world's most famous clinician into several anime characters in his peripheral association to me. If you're trying to punish me for this then I'm at least Plato-adjacent (the poison is just a slower acting one). I would say that it's working pretty well, I mean, nobody's gotten raped or murdered by me yet. So that's pretty good... And why don't I do something about it?... You want me to fix the inherent corruption of man?.... Because... it's not the church that is the problem. It's the constrained malevolence that resides in the hearts of all men... And I can't even get you flesh-sacks to give me the credit that I'm due. Let alone get them to stop being evil filth-monkey abominations." 🤷

by Hym Iam July 19, 2022

Something

when i grab my dick with both hands.... the part that hangs out of my 2 hands at the end. That's "SOMETHING"

LAST NIGHT MY BOYFRIEND GRABBED HIS COCK WITH BOTH HANDS AND THERE WAS STILL LIKE 6 INCHES HANGING OUT AT THE END. I SAID DAMN THAT IS "SOMETHING"!!

by SCOTTYBIGTIME34 July 26, 2024

Something funny man

Are you THAT bored man
But ok

Friend 1: peepeepoopoo
Friend 2: hahahahhaha now that is Something funny man

by Jtaisthatguy September 9, 2023

Lets DO something!

Wank tosspot MBA phase to 'motivate' perceived lesser individuals

speads virally, thrives in an environment of nerdy dead arsery

Me: Look arse, this report is still arsefest, I'm outahere

Boss: ok, Lets DO something! (You stay late and work your arse off, whilst I continue counting my money)

Me: Ok, you do something cunt. Swivel on my stapler, take a spin on me hole-puncher, take your MBA and shove it up your arse.. etc etc

by Alice Sea Kitten April 23, 2004

Blank something

Not sure the exact origin but "Blank Something" is a term used for cigars and/or zigzag used for rolling marijuana.

I got a nickel sack of some marijuana, do you have a blank something so we can smoke?

by Rabidjedipigion August 30, 2017

Gives him something to do

-Verb/phrase
gɪvz hɪm ˈsʌmθɪŋ tu du

1. Doing something primarily and solely because you're bored and have absolutely nothing else to do.

2. Keeping yourself busy

3. An explanation to why you're doing something random,stupid, or mindlessly repetitive.

-Cousins to the popular phrase "Gives ME something to do".

-First coined by PcMasterRace on "Robert's Space Industries" but made popular by Mafioso. Soon to be meme'd and repeated by Comrade Astro.

Monroe: We throw pieces of erasers across the room and try to hit our friends then look away before they could realize who threw it.
Randy: Why TF do you guys do that?
Monroe: idk it gives us something to do

Kenny: Why on earth is kalen sitting on the floor indian style hitting his balls repeatedly with a ball-Peen hammer?
Denny: Idk I guess it gives him something to do

by AfterTheTone December 12, 2020