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Putin

Kiss my putin.
by Ace4077 November 20, 2019
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putinoid

A strong believer in whatever comes out of putin’s pie hole. Nowadays is most commonly found dead littering Ukrainian territory.
- Dmytro, what the fuck is that?
- Must be the remains of a putinoid. I’ll call sanitary services.
by r3n the Ukrainian July 23, 2022
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Bless Putin

The Russian or Communist equivalent of “Bless Trump” or “Bless Kim” in the aftermath of Russia’s invasion of Ukraine. When an oft-unforgiving world is divinely commanded to bless or love their political enemy rather than curse or hate them—an almost impossible human thing to do sans the love of Christ and the obedience not to harbor ill will vis-à-vis those who have wronged, harmed, or killed others.
Guesstimate how many people today outside Russia and Crimea would obediently bless Putin rather than curse him— and his gang of murderers and mercenaries—in spite of their evil acts.
by Covido March 26, 2022
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Putin

You: "Hey did you hear what Putin said?"
Other: "No dude."
You: "Huh, guess you were to busy PUTIN THESE BALLS IN YOU MOUTH!"
Putin
Thats How You Use It! (UP)
by Praise_Thy_Lord May 22, 2021
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putinky

Putinky is somethign really smelly
by Dan Jaques May 25, 2005
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Putin

1. The current president of the Russian Federation
2. Not the French word for 'fuck' - Putin sounds like poutain, which is actually the word for whore/prostitute, though it is used frequently as an epithet like 'fuck' is.
1. Valdimir Putin was on TV today discussing Chechnya
2. "Poutain! J'ai casse ma jambe"
by Shorty Mushroomhead January 13, 2007
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Putin

Putin is a old world leader who is basically bald. Oh, and he nukes innocents.
Oh no! It's Putin, the old world leader who is bald!

Since were in Ukraine, will he nukes us?

Yeah, because he is too bald.

Then we need to leave!
by PutinLover69 February 25, 2022
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