when you rub a pen back and forth really fast on a folder for a while. Then you put it on someone and it burns them
Person 1: Hey, bud, you're such a good friend to me.
Person 2: Screw you! I'm gonna pen brand you! *starts rubbing the pen on the folder*
Person 1: Nobody knows what that is. *pen brands him* Owwwwwwch
Person 2: Hehe, I like pen branding
Person 2: Screw you! I'm gonna pen brand you! *starts rubbing the pen on the folder*
Person 1: Nobody knows what that is. *pen brands him* Owwwwwwch
Person 2: Hehe, I like pen branding
by bossness00 January 15, 2014
Get the pen brandingmug. The Deepwater Horizon oil spill (also referred to as the BP oil spill, the BP oil disaster, the Gulf of Mexico oil spill, and the Macondo blowout)
There seems to be no standardized term to describe this event, which occurred on 4/20/2010.
"Penultimate Spew" describes both the magnitude and messiness.
There seems to be no standardized term to describe this event, which occurred on 4/20/2010.
"Penultimate Spew" describes both the magnitude and messiness.
by Budgreen January 17, 2014
Get the Pen-ultimate Spewmug. Dog shit. Used by old Londoners/Essex folk to describe a dogs mess.
(Half open a pen knife and lay it down and you’ll soon see the analogy).
(Half open a pen knife and lay it down and you’ll soon see the analogy).
by Ed33 May 25, 2021
Get the Pen knifemug. AKA A dialed number recorder (DNR). This device records all numbers dialed from a particular telephone line. For law enforcement agencies to get a pen register approved for surveillance, they must get a court order from a judge. You might have heard this term used on television once or twice.
We need to get a pen register on all the payphones from the low rises, so we can find out who these drug dealers are calling.
by WhatTheKweh March 19, 2018
Get the pen registermug. 
Another way of saying that theres a lot of bullshit in history books to support the agendas of a group in power to make that group look more like a clear victor without any negative qualities, and make another group look like they met their downfall. In reality, questioning what the pen writes is enough to make you wonder if there are any winners at all with something like a war.
The pen is mightier than the sword is what the same people you need swords for in the first place tell you.
by Solid Mantis August 9, 2020
Get the The pen is mightier than the swordmug.