Kevin

A KEVIN is more than a person. KEVIN is a state of mind for people who reject social expectations and say "No Way in Hecking Heck" when failure knocks on their door. The term KEVIN was coined when the KEVIN MOVEMENT went live on instagram and the world has never been the same. KEVIN's don't drink olive oil and aspire to be like Kevin the Sea Cucumber from Spongebob Squarepants.

Look at that amazing girl, she's so KEVIN

by @TheKevinMovement January 28, 2020

Kevin

this specific kevin that known better as 'len' or 'shitlastor' is a fucking idiot and always make an awful joke, he have no self control or what so ever and very fucking annoying

(this definition better be published cause i need to expose the person)

*discord vc*

B: aight i'm back

Kevin: HI BACK I'M SHITLASTORRR

B: damn bro you make everyone laugh

by shitlas January 29, 2020

Kevin

a kevin flirts with literally every girl. he thinks he is so big but in reality he’s like 1 inch. he sucks and no matter how hard he tries he will never be funny. he looks like an avocado and probably deepthroats pickles.

nobody:
kevin: -deepthroats a pickle-

by white.obama February 21, 2020

Kevin

Bad

Kevin = Bad

by Ksowkkskaka March 17, 2020

Kevin

Their parents hate them and they probably have no friends

FUCK YOU KEVIN THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU!

by Sneakygecko55YT May 2, 2020

Kevin

Kevin is aka the non dank Boomer cow. Kevins are tall asf and have onions instead of brains. There's not much you can say about them because they're the dumbest on Earth. And all other planets. All they do is do nothing other than sucking cows' teats, pissing off all the Aathmikas coolest and calling themselves dank. And they love return gifts and cow porn. If you come across a Kevin, RUN.

Don't be a Kevin. If you're a Kevin, die. If you're a Kevin, change your name.

by Therealdankbish May 3, 2020

Kevin

Kevin is the best person to talk to about Harry potter. He has an obsession. He always uses it with his teaching. He is a teacher with an odd sense of humor. He believes in himself and gas no shame in sharing his life with his classes. Kevin also never worries about being wrong because in his eyes he's always right. This little beaver is an odd fellow, but you might warm up to him.

I wonder if kevin is a huffle puff or ravebclaw.

by Kevin haters!!! May 18, 2020