the city where the most fuggly bitches live. it attracts asswipes like a magnet. i swear anyone who lives there and attends benkelman high is ugly and flat. the emissions from the local coal plant gave me ED.
sigma 1: "hey do you want to drop napalm bombs on Benkelman, Nebraska?"
sigma 2: "holy fuck i thought you'd never ask."
sigma 2: "holy fuck i thought you'd never ask."
by TheReal_FartNuts December 2, 2023
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Was probably EF4+ strength but got rated EF2 because it was nice enough not to hit anything
Was probably EF4+ strength but got rated EF2 because it was nice enough not to hit anything
Person 1: Hey man did you see that tornado in Wellfleet, Nebraska?
Person 897: Yeah man that was pretty cool i think
Person 897: Yeah man that was pretty cool i think
by featherhates August 4, 2025
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