Eli is an amazing person and you can't find anybody as great as them! If you find a friend named Eli, never let them go because you are the luckiest person in the entire world if you have a freind named Eli, so treat them right, because you won't find somebody better.
by A friend of a Seasha UwU November 18, 2021

Eli Dinnal is a filthy nigger. He gets absolutely no hoes and has had no female interactions in his entire life. He loves soccer and is a super short midget. He is a bitch and has a humongous forehead that can fit an insane amount of knowledge but is still on the spectrum with autism. He is a millimeter defeter pecker and lasts approximately 3 seconds in bed.
Eli is a filthy nigger
by Zaza endeavor March 26, 2024

A person with big muscles ad big hands and nice hair that he always touches. A nice smile and a good jaw line. Is a mixture of Leonardo Dicapreo Harry Styles and Rudy Pankow.
by fbhbefhbefh September 13, 2021

The guy that all the girls think is hot and so sweet. All the girls want him and he has a big dick that girls can't resist.
That guy looks like an Eli
by Sbsugvrb April 17, 2017

by West Cost Flipps January 24, 2020
