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Slut Doctor

These are doctors that help all females give birth. 9 months after a female has whored around, she will be puished with a small creature that will develope into another human. The person who is paid to help remove the creature from the slut is often reffered to as a "Slut Doctor", because his only aim is to help the slut.
Stacey(pregnant): I'm so nervous, when those guys were waitng in line to have sex with me 9 months ago I never thought that i'd end up in hospital, I'm so scared!
Tracey: Don't be scared babe, the "Slut Doctor" knows what he is doing. He will get that creature out of you in no time!
Stacey: I hope so! I look like an elephant.
by Paul Fleming July 13, 2006
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El Doctor

1.) An alias used by the one, the only, Pablo Escobar.

2.) An alias used by the baddest gangster to ever live, also the best lookin' one too: J-man, aka Ferarri, aka Catman.
1.) He was known as El Doctor, but is not a doctor of any sort.

2.) El Doctor got shot a couple of times, but busted a couple of caps with his deadly accuracy and jack-fucked that fool.
by El Doctor January 9, 2005
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Spin Doctor

1. Radio DJ or MC.
2. Someone who gives multiple points of view.
3. MD specialized in sprains and fractures
4. Disk smoother, with a lamanated belt and sands the disk.
1. "That spin doctor totally had last night's crowd jumpin!"
2. "I loved the Cubs until that spin doctor down the street told me all sorts of neat things about the Sox."
3. "My brother f*cked up his leg on the steps, luckily my friend's a spin doctor."
4. "You messed up the CD I lent you! Go buy yourself a spin doctor, fix it and bring it back, asshole."
by bieseraj@yahoo.com January 20, 2009
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fake doctor

A fake doctors is a physical therapist. They claim to be Doctors but no one really gives a shit or believes that they really are. If they were smart enough to be a doctor, they would be a real doctor.
Did you hear Jenni's a Doctor?

No she's a fake doctor, she's a physical therapist.
by JizzyJones September 18, 2013
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Doctor L337

when cumming in a girls butt, punch her in the kidney and when she turns around to ask what the fuck just tell her how cute her hair looks from your angle
*during buttsex*
*punches kidney*
girl:what the fuck
guy: your hair looks cute babe.. DOOHOHOOOCTER LEET(Doctor L337)
by Zasalamel December 9, 2008
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Ham Doctor

A homosexual male who enjoys anal sex with overweight men.
Cliff's a total ham doctor; always trolling the clubs for the chub.
by LiveThinkTank2 July 22, 2009
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Eye Doctor

The eye doctor is when you insert the penis into your beloved's eye socket and thrust in and out, ultimately popping out her eye, and then ejaculating into the eye socket. The semen then in turn drips down your partner's throat and at that point she swallows your load.
Hey man ,guess what I did last night? I eye doctored that girl I brought back to my place!
by g00k October 26, 2007
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