Book Thumb

Book thumb is from holding open a book with your thumb and index finger for long periods of time, causing pain in your thumb muscle.

I've got terrible book thumb from so much reading.

by blueberrypancak September 2, 2013

booked by the cops

to get in trouble and/or caught by the police

Dan: heyy lets go tear up the school's field!
Nick: uhm, no I'll pass
Dan: aww come on man!
Nick: naw, last time I did something like that, I got booked by the cops!

by baby-brunette April 6, 2009

Book Pile

Slang term for a library public or otherwise coined by small town celebrity in Joliet, Il

"Man, I got so much homework, I'm heading to the book pile after class"

"That tall brunette at the Joliet Book Pile is hot as hell."

"My computers broken, I need to hit the Book Pile"

by J-Town J January 21, 2010

short book

Someone who can be easily be read or anticipated.

That Nigga is so short book he ain't fooling nobody

by Djfatbac April 17, 2014

book-hurt

when a book renders you in a state of immense sadness and melancholy.

" Dear oh dear, I'm afraid this story has caused masive book-hurt"

by YvanadankPussyWeed December 19, 2013

Colon Book

A book with a colon in the title almost certainly indicating it contains information that must be taken as the gospel truth because it was likely written by some former executive, politician, ivy league graduate, or other inflated character.

"My Left Asscheek: A Revolutionary Insight Into The Things I Want To Discuss, and Is Only Credible To People Who Agree With Me" by Mas Sateb, PhD, former CEO of Hot Air, Inc.

Pretty much like that but with other words that make it sound like someone with a bullshit ivy league resume wrote it, and is therefore (assumed) worth listening to.

Mr. Jackass "resigned" as CEO, this probably means he's going to write a colon book on things he believes he's the authority on.

Monopoly Corporation has survived that scandal, I guess there will be a number of "tell all" colon books soon.

by Mas Sateb June 23, 2010

book of friends

Natsume Takashi found his grandma's, Natsume Reiko's book in an old box. Reiko would see Youkai/monsters/weird creatures, so she made this book out of her notebook. She used it for writing names of these creatures,so she could always call them. After she passed away, Natsume met Nyanko Sensei who isn't an actual cat. It's really fun watch Natsume Yuujinchou<3

Nyanko sensei: Do you have the book of friends?
*youkai steals it*
Natsume: THE BOOK OF FRIENDS!

by Sxxls_. June 9, 2021