Flappy Bird

The bodyless child of Jackie Stallone and an ostrich. Flappy Bird is a shitty downgrade of an at least bearable helicopter game created over a decade ago. Instead of flying a helicopter in a stable gliding motion through a tunnel, you are a paraplegic bird which can only flap its wings once at a time to fly. To make it worse instead of avoiding a small block you have just a tiny space to fit through between pipes. Helicopter Game was an inconvenience. However the half blind deformity with a monkeys ass on its face will make you want to kill a puppy if not yourself. Deplorable excuse of a remake.

Ben: Where the hell is Taran?
Jess: He's playing flappy bird.
Ben: that poser game again?!?!
Jess: He doesnt' care anymore, he's obsessed with it.
Ben: Come outside you wankfuck!
Taran: Shu'up ye mong, aye ulmost bee' ma hiyy scirrr.
Ben: ffs....

2 days later

Taran: eye wan' ti siwecyde miselvf :(
Ben: what a fucking surprise.

by motherfingtheresa March 13, 2014

Bed Bird

A person who has their make-up done well but is otherwise in bed. Typically have messy hair and PJs on.

"I did my make-up but then just laid in bed all day. What a waste."
"You're such a bed bird."

by Thatpersonyoualllove October 18, 2016

Head Bird

A man who pecks at asshole like a bird. He also enjoys nesting inside multiple women at once.

"Yo Eric, did you see Shawn going at that girl like a head bird?"

by Dr. Kinkster lover February 3, 2017

dirty bird bitch

A person who exhibits a disgusting and often extreme lack of care for personal hygiene and safety.

After a sexual encounter, Amber lynn disposed of a condom down the garbage disposal and was therefore a self proclaimed dirty bird bitch.

Dirty Bird Bitch Larry was using a public restroom and there wasn't any toilet paper so he removed his shoe and used his sock instead. Afterwards, he put the sock back on.

Having run out of money for cigarettes, Candy the dirty bird bitch dug around in a public ash tray instead.

by Frankie fingers June 27, 2017

rough bird

A rough bird is a female that drinks like a sailor, smokes like a chimney and could be confused with a builder due to the language they use. Rough birds are dangerous and approaching them is ill advised. They are especially dangerous in mating season.

Cor blimey look at that rough bird, I bet she loves it up the wrongen.

by Stepfather of Christ April 19, 2018

Mexican bird bath

When you quickly rinse yourself with water.

Jenna gave herself a Mexican bird bath from my water bottle during the festival weekend.

by PennywiseDancingClown September 15, 2017

baby bird feeding time

The position where a person is kneeling in front of a standing man while giving head, and withdraws away from the penis with their mouth open and tongue out waiting for the ejaculation..

Man! Your girlfriend looked so cute in the baby bird feeding time last night!

by Dougtwin September 20, 2017