August 31

The best person alive was born this day they have a big butt and wonderful personality and the best person you’ll ever meet but don’t mess with them cause they don’t play.

Girl: when’s your birthday

Boy: august 31
Girl: *hugs him* I gotta cherish our relationship cause your the best person I’ll ever meet

Boy: thank you but don’t get on my bad side cause I’ll f**k you up.

by Ynb.lanah August 2, 2022

August 4th

National send ass pic day

It’s August 4th so send me an ass pic

by Pissoff321789 August 3, 2022

August 20

National Shoot Your shot day
August 20 is national shoot your shot day, that means that on this date you go up to the girl or guy you like and shoot your shot.

Jack: “Hey john! Did you hear it’s national shoot your shot day? That means you gotta do it man”

John: “aww damnit man, I don’t know if she likes me?”

Jack: “well you gotta do it anyways because its August 20”

by Overtake August 20, 2022

August 26th

August 26th is the day where everything changes. Things are coming, get ready, mind your surroundings. Make it out Alive.

“Hey dude, August 26th is coming soon.”

“No…. No it can’t be”

“What are you talking about?”

“NO. RUN.”

by oovantoovan August 21, 2022

August 26

Your best friend has to buy you your favorite food

On August 26 your best friend has to buy you your favorite food

by Mlcg1 August 25, 2022

August 28th

National tell your girlfriend her pubes look nice day

“Hey babe it’s August 28th, your pubes look great”

by cornychips August 28, 2022

august 4th

August 4th is international lmbao day. A day used to celebrate the life and death of the famous chinese hacker, lmbao

OMG it's august 4th, lmbao day. Let's hack into a small family owned store's database and steal all their money in memory of lmbao.

by noku8 April 29, 2022