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The Tard™

This term was coined by The N-Word Pass group chat on Misfits Amino. When someone has the Tard, this means that they are incredibly retarded. It can be spread through sucking dick or through the air. The Tard is incredibly contagious, which is why most people who contract this horrible disease must be immediately quarantined and given an acid bath.
Did you really just say that? Looks like you got The Tard™, my friend.
by mystery_tard101 February 4, 2019
mugGet the The Tard™mug.

cheat tard

A name you can call someone who does better than you in a game to accuse them of cheating. This can be used whether you actually think someone cheated or not.
Sarah, how did you get ahead of me you cheat tard!?
by Jason Kelley October 10, 2007
mugGet the cheat tardmug.

tard-kiss

When two lovers kiss passionately in the fashion of mentally challenged individuals. Dribbling is a definite factor.
my boyfriend gets off on tard-kissing
by joshua davey August 9, 2009
mugGet the tard-kissmug.

Millarde Tard

A Millarde Tard m'lärd tärd is a person who automatically thinks someone is bad or has ill intentions simply because of one's wealth.
What a millarde tard, he doesn't even know him and he's already accusing the millionaire neighbor of being part of some terrorist organization.
by Hein Wortschöpfer November 8, 2021
mugGet the Millarde Tardmug.

Fuck Tard

A "Fuck Tard" a very stupid person
a "fuck tard" is also known as a retard
by carrots are healthy December 30, 2018
mugGet the Fuck Tardmug.

Tard Latin

When anyone who knows a few Spanish words tries to impress a Latino while talking by throwing in words like culo, and donde esta.
I don't speak Spanish, I just know a few words, I speak Tard Latin.
by MyPetStripe June 6, 2015
mugGet the Tard Latinmug.

lub of tard

A phrase to describe fat people, usually who are being nuisances and annoying. A saying that you meant to say "a tub of lard" but you messed up somewhere.
"Move you fat lub of tard! Oh wait I'm sorry, I didn't know you were sitting there eating your double XXL fries while you sit there and take a fucking nap!"
by Mr. Lopezo November 27, 2012
mugGet the lub of tardmug.

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