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Truck Driver Syndrome

When somebody feels the overawhelming urge to tell the same story over and over again.
Shit dude, this is the third time you told me this fucking story. You have a severe case of truck driver syndrome...
by Nosebeggar June 2, 2015
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Adam Driver

he is the ugliest mf youll ever meet his wife is hotter than him
1: omg have you heard about adam driver??
2: yes hes the ugliest mf youll ever meet
by Lysol Wipe September 28, 2021
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taxi driver's tan

A term used when the finger breaks through the toilet roll during wiping, causing the finger to be coated in faeces. Derived from the way taxi drivers put their arm out the window and hold on to the roof with their fingers, therefore getting a tan on their fingers. See also: 'Breaching the hull'
I was wiping my arse this morning, but I breached the hull and got a taxi driver's tan.
by Tom Scott February 18, 2004
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idiot immigrant drivers

the kind of stupid fucking immigrants who get onto the left side of a two lane street at an intersection in order to turn left, thereby blocking incoming traffic to the road and pissing me off. they are fucking morons who do not deserve to have drivers licences
Do not get me wrong, i do not hate all immigrants, i hate the type of immigrants who have no fucking clue how to drive. all immigrants who DO know how to drive are fine with me
by King Dumbfuck August 11, 2004
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Bus driver spread

A widening of the ass characteristic of women who are career bus or truck drivers.
Mrs. Klute gas been driving the school bus since I was a kid. She's got some major bus driver spread.
by Dr. Lizardo June 24, 2023
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Cab Driver's Ass

Noun. Pathology.

1. The condition of painful burning in between the butt cheeks caused by the mixture of fecal matter accidentally expelled during a previous farting fit and sweat pooling up between them over an extended period of time. Symptoms of localized pain elsewhere, such as the parts with the most weight or folding are also common. Almost exclusively happens while sitting in an uncomfortably hot environment.

2. An extreme advancement of Swamp Ass. Most fatal cases are preceded by an untreated shart.

Idiom.

A case of cab driver's ass; inevitable: If you don't stuff some paper between those cheeks, you're gonna get a case of cab driver's ass.

rel.

Truck Driver's Ass, Semi Booty, Fat Fan Syndrome
"It was a long trip.. I finally got the kids to Disney Land, but the air conditioner quit working ten minutes into the drive and when I got there I had a flaming case of the cab driver's ass. I was so miserable, I flipped Mickey Mouse off and told Donald Duck to put on some damn pants. Did you know the Epcot Center has a secret dungeon? Yeah, security took me there."
by finalphoenix March 10, 2014
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Denver Pile Driver

Tossing a Denver working girl over your shoulder, fingering her while repeatedly thrusting your shoulder and arm together.
She said she wanted her clam slammed so she got a Denver pile driver.
by BigTravelGuy January 17, 2023
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