A London Is a great sweet caring boyfriend if u do t have a London in your life you better find one if there anything like my London he is sweet kind and always finds a way to make u smile . He is handsome and has crazy looking hair he can free style rly good a London is afraid to mess up in front of somebody special . It is easy to tell if a London likes u ; they will always wanna talk to u he will call beautiful he will spam your post with hearts he will text u all the time he will always try and find ways to talk to and overall he will just end up telling you. Get yourself a London if u wanna be happy
by Mikayla ❤️ Ly London May 12, 2019
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by Belllah_London431112 August 22, 2024
Get the London mug.The act of two men joining their sexual organs at the glans of their penis, then covering their penises with baby oil.
Harry Clarke then proceeds to stroke the penises in unison until the men indicate the need to ejaculate.
Just before the moment of ejaculation both men separate causing their penises raise like the London bridge, while violently ejaculating over each other.
Harry Clarke then proceeds to stroke the penises in unison until the men indicate the need to ejaculate.
Just before the moment of ejaculation both men separate causing their penises raise like the London bridge, while violently ejaculating over each other.
Dad: Do you want to London bridge tonight ?
Daughter: Dad I don’t have a cock
Dad: Oh yeah, fancy a bum instead?
Daughter: Dad I don’t have a cock
Dad: Oh yeah, fancy a bum instead?
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Get the London Worcester mug.Oli London is a mad human that calls himself Korean when he’s not, is Ugly, talentless, auto tune king and he doesn’t look a bit like Jimin, he’s crazy. He even married a cardboard Jimin which is not cool.
He is now behind Rosé, #Saverosiefromoilylotion
He auditioned for HYBE to join BTS, failed miserably
And now he auditioned to become the 5th member of blackpink, failed miserably once again
Go check out his butter and how you like that cover, it was HORRIBLE, the audacity he had to make a cover on them. He uses so much auto tune and his voice sounds like a dying cockroach.
Oli london x Jay why pee oppar collab would be a masterpiece ✨
Don’t Stan oily lotion, not worth it
He is now behind Rosé, #Saverosiefromoilylotion
He auditioned for HYBE to join BTS, failed miserably
And now he auditioned to become the 5th member of blackpink, failed miserably once again
Go check out his butter and how you like that cover, it was HORRIBLE, the audacity he had to make a cover on them. He uses so much auto tune and his voice sounds like a dying cockroach.
Oli london x Jay why pee oppar collab would be a masterpiece ✨
Don’t Stan oily lotion, not worth it
Hey you know oli London just made a cover on how you like that? It was terrible!
Well at least he never disappoints when it comes to disappointing
Well at least he never disappoints when it comes to disappointing
by Dirty-minded kpop Stan 🌚 August 21, 2022
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Get the grace london mug.When you have sex with over 1000 men in a fancy mansion in London, UK in twelve hours time to set a world record, later find out you're pregnant, and then 9 months later everyone goes in for DNA tests to see who the father of the child is.
I was in a group of chaps who took part in this Guinness Book of World Records thing and the posh tosser in front of me ended up winning the London Baby Lottery.
by recklessconduct February 19, 2025
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