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Book Thumb

Book thumb is from holding open a book with your thumb and index finger for long periods of time, causing pain in your thumb muscle.
I've got terrible book thumb from so much reading.
by blueberrypancak September 2, 2013
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so book

When someone is so perfect or hard to describe that it’s like their a book character
by Peofjfvd August 13, 2023
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Piano book.

A piano book, is a type of book you strongly dislike or find boring. A book that you would use to keep your couch, or your piano level, if one of the legs was short, because you have no other use for it.
Ugh, it is such a Piano book.
by thewank5 December 26, 2010
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book-hurt

when a book renders you in a state of immense sadness and melancholy.
" Dear oh dear, I'm afraid this story has caused masive book-hurt"
by YvanadankPussyWeed December 19, 2013
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book of friends

Natsume Takashi found his grandma's, Natsume Reiko's book in an old box. Reiko would see Youkai/monsters/weird creatures, so she made this book out of her notebook. She used it for writing names of these creatures,so she could always call them. After she passed away, Natsume met Nyanko Sensei who isn't an actual cat. It's really fun watch Natsume Yuujinchou<3
Nyanko sensei: Do you have the book of friends?
*youkai steals it*
Natsume: THE BOOK OF FRIENDS!
by Sxxls_. June 9, 2021
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Colon Book

A book with a colon in the title almost certainly indicating it contains information that must be taken as the gospel truth because it was likely written by some former executive, politician, ivy league graduate, or other inflated character.

"My Left Asscheek: A Revolutionary Insight Into The Things I Want To Discuss, and Is Only Credible To People Who Agree With Me" by Mas Sateb, PhD, former CEO of Hot Air, Inc.

Pretty much like that but with other words that make it sound like someone with a bullshit ivy league resume wrote it, and is therefore (assumed) worth listening to.
Mr. Jackass "resigned" as CEO, this probably means he's going to write a colon book on things he believes he's the authority on.

Monopoly Corporation has survived that scandal, I guess there will be a number of "tell all" colon books soon.
by Mas Sateb June 23, 2010
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The Poop Book

Utilizing a non-electronic book/novel while dropping Mr. Hanky off at his home
The Poop Book helps me to clarify my meaning in life while I sit upon the throne!
by Justin the Great! May 12, 2023
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