tebowed your mom

The act of getting down on one knee and "tebowing" a woman's vagina

I tebowed your mom so hard last night her vagina is dilated about 2 inches

by anynomous E=mc2 September 16, 2013

calm your mom

an expression basically saying to "calm down" but in a more jokingly insulting manner, including the phrase "your mom". If someone says something really dramatically, that you can say "your mom" to, you can basically say "calm your mom".

Girl: "OMG that spider is UGLY."
Me: "Dude, CALM YOUR MOM."

by calmyourmom101 January 20, 2013

404 your mom

When you engage in the act of sex with someone’s mother

I’m gonna 404 your mom bitch!

by Martin two marijuana cigars January 26, 2022

Your Mom Gay

A definition used by ten year olds trying to be edgy. Apparently turned into a meme.

xXxBlaze420xXx: lol get rekt scrub!!11!
BeastInBed6969: your mom gay

by DisabledKid February 27, 2018

So's your mom

So's your mom, often used when you do not have an insult, can be used as a reply to anything.
Just...watch how and when you reply...it can be leathellll!!! <.<

Boy: You smell.
Girl: so's your mom.
Boy: -groans- Im so hott!!
Girl: So's your mom...wai-
Boy: WHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
everyone else around: -laughs-
Girl: N...NO THATS NOT WHAT I..!
Boy: Heh, ewww you think my moms hoot!!!
Girl: NO, I DIDN'T!!!....ARGHH THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT!!

by I was your mom. April 13, 2011

your mom long

A your mom joke gone rong.

Taylor: Guess how long my shlong is?
Michael: Your mom long!

by Your moms big hairy ballsack May 29, 2008

plooney your mom

plooney your mom is the act of plooney. But, the image of George Clooney is held by your mother sitting in a chair across the room, but in plain sight, of where you are your partner are copulating.

When asked to plooney she responded, Plooney your mom bitch! He later attempted to do so but missed causing an unfortunate clean up for his mother.

by Professor Quinta July 18, 2008