calm your mom

an expression basically saying to "calm down" but in a more jokingly insulting manner, including the phrase "your mom". If someone says something really dramatically, that you can say "your mom" to, you can basically say "calm your mom".

Girl: "OMG that spider is UGLY."
Me: "Dude, CALM YOUR MOM."

by calmyourmom101 January 20, 2013

your moms parallel

When's someones mom is so flat, that their chest and ass are parallel

Cade: Hey man, your moms parallel
Gino: Ha, thats funny, cause its true

by thebearrug35 February 02, 2016

your moms ist

your moms pussy.

pronounced:(scient-IST)

your friend: where tf were you?
you: your moms ist

or

"I fucked your mom right in her ist"

by lychie August 03, 2023

tebowed your mom

The act of getting down on one knee and "tebowing" a woman's vagina

I tebowed your mom so hard last night her vagina is dilated about 2 inches

by anynomous E=mc2 September 16, 2013

Your Mom Gay

A definition used by ten year olds trying to be edgy. Apparently turned into a meme.

xXxBlaze420xXx: lol get rekt scrub!!11!
BeastInBed6969: your mom gay

by DisabledKid February 27, 2018

So's your mom

So's your mom, often used when you do not have an insult, can be used as a reply to anything.
Just...watch how and when you reply...it can be leathellll!!! <.<

Boy: You smell.
Girl: so's your mom.
Boy: -groans- Im so hott!!
Girl: So's your mom...wai-
Boy: WHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
everyone else around: -laughs-
Girl: N...NO THATS NOT WHAT I..!
Boy: Heh, ewww you think my moms hoot!!!
Girl: NO, I DIDN'T!!!....ARGHH THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT!!

by I was your mom. March 28, 2011

your mom long

A your mom joke gone rong.

Taylor: Guess how long my shlong is?
Michael: Your mom long!

by Your moms big hairy ballsack May 21, 2008