Let awake dogs tell the truth

Good advice, but how could the sleeping ones even say anything, untruthful or otherwise?

Saying, "Let awake dogs tell the truth" makes no more sense than verbally allowing them to fib while snoozing: dogs can't talk in any case, as we all know, and so they could not tell "lies" in any alertness-state --- i.e., whether they are asleep or up and around.

by QuacksO March 21, 2024

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Naked truth

Sex is good, sex is powerful.... unless you are in the presence of Jordan's king kong dong....he do be packin doe.

Jana * help Jordan (step bro), im stuck in the snack bar

Jordan * thinks Aaron is a cunt

Jordan * proceeds to lay the wood (naked truth)

by Pp monster January 28, 2021

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I'm obsessed with it... Which is why I lie about my child dying in my arms!

Hym "What a fucking jackass! Obsessed with truth? Hohohoho! That is fucking rich! If you were Obsessed with truth you'd be stcoking shelves with me you jackass! Ahahahahahahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam February 24, 2023

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