by Reaperlolxd July 23, 2021
Get the Harry-Nappingmug. when you go on your phone and mindlessly scroll tiktok so hard that you fall into a hypnotic, unconscious, dream-like state similar to daydreaming
adam: "why hasn't benjamin joined the call back yet?"
cooper: "he's probably taking a content nap"
benjamin: *content napping*
cooper: "he's probably taking a content nap"
benjamin: *content napping*
by josephissleepy June 17, 2023
Get the content napmug. Is when a person sleeps any more than 12 hours, with or without AIDS. Generally people with AIDS need a lot of sleep.
"Honey, you went to bed at 9pm last night, and didn't wake up until noon the next day. Is everything ok!?"
"Yes, I had an AIDS nap. I just don't care about life right now."
"Yes, I had an AIDS nap. I just don't care about life right now."
by wrathchild20 February 13, 2014
Get the AIDS napmug. What your dh is having on the couch with the tv on. He says he's not sleeping, but he couldn't tell you what just happened in the movie he is purportedly watching. And there are very suspicious sounds extremely similar to snoring coming from the couch area.
by She-who-never-gets-the-remote June 14, 2011
Get the tv napmug. Person A: Damn son, you look like you got jacked!
Person B: Naw man, I was just woke up from a sauna nap.
Person B: Naw man, I was just woke up from a sauna nap.
by BigTymer23 July 11, 2014
Get the sauna napmug. When all conceivable problems intrude upon your life and all your body does is fall asleep on the couch
Person 1: I know your exams are coming up, but your significant other was cheating on you for me. You have 1 day to move out of our apartment.
Person 2: Could this get any worse?
Person 1: Also, mom says its your turn to cook for family dinner in 30 minutes.
Person 2: *takes a despair nap*
Person 2: Could this get any worse?
Person 1: Also, mom says its your turn to cook for family dinner in 30 minutes.
Person 2: *takes a despair nap*
by cyanrarroll April 27, 2016
Get the despair napmug. falling asleep after a hard night of partying which involved either heavy drug use or alcohol consumption and then waking up in a pool of your own excrement. i.e. vomit, urine, or feces.
Chad: Hey, has anyone seen Russell? he was snorting coke and doing shots all night long!
Matt: He's over here in the corner choking on his own vomit!
Chad: Oh snap! lay him on his side, dude is wakin up from his Rockstar Nap!
Matt: He's over here in the corner choking on his own vomit!
Chad: Oh snap! lay him on his side, dude is wakin up from his Rockstar Nap!
by white man in black suit September 13, 2010
Get the Rockstar Napmug.