Seal Humping

Banging a hotty you have every intention of throwing back immediately.

I picked her up last night and took her home for some seal humping, then I hit the clubs after I dropped her off at her dorm.

by One Night Stan April 28, 2010

chihuahua hump

The act of humping randoms objects or your friends uncontrollably imitating a chihuahua. Also can be done in groups of friends normally directed towards the groups "douche canoe" or person within a group of friends that is consider to be annoying.

Ryan was being a douche so Red chihuahua humped him.

by Kachuck July 30, 2010

Puppet Humping

When roleplaying, to interact in a sexual way or to cyber.

Hey I'll roleplay with you but no puppet humping okay?

by Der_Taube December 9, 2008

Hump-Catting

A sport you'll invent because you'll be TOO ENERGETIC FOR NORMAL SPORTS!!

Similar to Bear-Blasting

After having consumed a rocket can of Powerthirst, the young man got the top score in Hump-Catting.

by BallisticJ October 8, 2012

Pipe Humping

The action of having sex while in a playground crawling tube because their was just NO WHERE ELSE TO HAVE SEX.

Yeah, me and this girl were at the park, and after a while she was like, 'Let's get it owwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnn.' But, being in a playground, we ended up Pipe Humping at midnight stark naked and freezing our asses off!

by cool word guy May 19, 2011

[frump hump]

when a frumpy girl gets it on with a not so frumpy guy

quarterback: man i totally got a frump hump last night with olga

by shayda hollywood October 8, 2008

Hump Jump

The Act of jumping with the pevis forward.

He applied the Hump Jump toward his insanely hot girlfriend

by StarmanNIB March 10, 2012