TUESDAYS

The only days properly adequate to commit Seppuku (Japanese Suicide)

Gary- “I just wanna die”
Tyron- “Can’t man”
Gary “Why not?”
Tyron- “ Cuz it ain’t Tuesday man”
Gary- “Why does that matter?”
Tyron- “You can only die on Tuesdays man sorry”
Gary- “Why?”
Tyron- “No one really knows man, just how it be”

by AgLet- August 11, 2019

TUESDAYS

The only days properly adequate to commit Seppuku (Japanese Suicide)

Gary- “I just wanna die”
Tyron- “Can’t man”
Gary “Why not?”
Tyron- “ Cuz it ain’t Tuesday man”
Gary- “Why does that matter?”
Tyron- “You can only die on Tuesdays man sorry”
Gary- “Why?”
Tyron- “No one really knows man that’s just the rule”
Gary- “But...”
Tyron- “Just go with it man, no one really know why or how or when that rule was made the only thing we do know is that we must follow it”
Gary- “But Why?”
Tyron-“cuz man that just how it be sometimes”
Gary- “oh ok... what are you doing next Tuesday?”

by AgLet- August 11, 2019

Tuesday

Tuesday is touch a titty tuesday. you have a free pass to touch anyone’s titties

Hey man, did you know that it’s touch a titty Tuesday?

by hobo banana October 17, 2019

Tuesday

Tuesday also Titty Tuesday on this day you can touch or grab someone's titty but be gentle with them.

Its Tuesday I get to grab or touch dem tits

by End it please December 6, 2019

Tuesday effect

The effect of one being absent, from a place of usual attendance, for a long period of time.

-Hey, where is Daniel?
-He is missing again
-Again? I guess the tuesday effect strikes again!

by Coni Ristansone December 18, 2019

Tuesday effect

The effect of one being absent, from a place of usual attendance, for a long period of time. It is not imperative for the day to be a Tuesday, any day would have be of valid use.

-Hey why where you absent yesterday?
-You know I don't come on Wednesdays
-Right, the tuesday effect!

by Coni Ristansone December 18, 2019

Tuesday

COCK

A FAT TUESDAY WOULD SMACK RN

by Facts man May 16, 2020