the tail wagging the dog

This means that the least important part of a situation has too much influence over the most important part.

Bob:Honey, let's buy new purple carpet to match the purple lamp shade.
Wife:This sounds like the tail wagging the dog.

by Mojo maniac October 9, 2008

rat tail mullet

the hair style famous in the 90's and still in Hawaii and the South. Usually worn by a boy with short hair, he has a small braid, strand of hair, or a curl that goes to the middle of his neck.

Levi from the film jesus camp has a rat tail mullet

by emmyab October 30, 2007

Asiana Tail Drop

Explosive diarrhea commencing shortly after over indulgence in what is later determined to be bad, tainted sushi. The speed and precision of being able to drop one's ass on the toilet rim in time determines successful release or a disastrous landing.

Carl ate two dragon rolls at Wong's House of Sushi and within the hour, he was doing an asiana tail drop.

by Eaton Holgoode December 28, 2015

move the mouse tail

trying to adjust mouse while jerking by the cord without using occupied hands

His higher brain functions were shutting down as orgasm approached having synced his boner pumping to the HD porn penetrations of that hot chick's ass he was desperate to move the mouse tail to bring the screen back from screen saver power off

He was in the final throws of jerking passion moments from jizzing on his chest again when the screensaver blanked the screen. He hoped to move the mouse tail with his elbow to restore the full screen streaming HD porn

by margrette sees January 24, 2013

Miles "Tails" Prower

The coolest character in the Sonic seires. He remains cool even after sega BSd him givimg him a girly voice.

miles tails prower is still cooler than sonic, even knuckles

by asdfasdf October 10, 2003

ring-tailed tooter

a mischievous individual

That boy's gonna be a ring-tailed tooter!

by Flow Leisurly January 2, 2010

heads or tails

When a man of african-american descent, and a caucasian male, both receive substantial erections. They then take turns slapping a female with their penises until they reach an orgasm. They then ejaculate all over the female party and mix semen creating the ultimate biracial cream.

Dude! Let's "heads or tails" that hoe!

by The Pineapple Jews February 12, 2014