strawhat_tango

Someone who you should become mutuals with because he is cool.

He never takes Ls and is better than you

Example:
Person 1: woah, look its strawhat_tango! He is so cool
Person 2: He's so cool, I wish I was mutuals with him.

by Welovestrawhat_tango March 8, 2021

Frosted Strawberry

When you're doing it in the butt and cause her asshole to prolapse and then nut on it.

"I was having consensual anal sexual intercourse with my paramore when she suddenly prolapsed, causing me such excitement that I gave her the Frosted Strawberry!"

by rammingspeed June 18, 2009

Boba straws

"Boba straws" is the equivalent of drunk texting. The phrase originated when a sleep-deprived restaurant manager was jarred awake by a restaurant manager group text, and unconsciously responded by typing "Boba straws!" to the managers group then falling back to sleep unaware of what he had texted. In that act, he exhibited the world's first Boba straws moment. The phrase can also used synonymously with "senior moment."

Annie: Did you understand what Calvin text to the group this morning?
Eve: I have no idea what he was saying. He was out of it. I think he had a Boba straws moment. Lol
Annie: Yeah, he has had a lot of those lately. Dude needs to get more sleep!

by heretiq April 23, 2014

Oral Strawberry Dickery

When any alchoholic beverage (most of the time a strawberry dackery) is poured into the penis hole and then sucked out by the partner until the climax.

"Im tired of Bj's, wanna do Oral Strawberry Dickery tonight?"
"No Karen, my shaft is still store from last time."

by Bob Gonad July 17, 2007

Sneaky Strawberry Banana Cream Sanchez with Sprinkles

Open up the attack with a Sneaky Carl Commence with the Banana Cream Pie definition No.3. Then during this section you also pull a Houdini,The and finish it with a Starwberry Shortcake. And the sprinkles will be the Abe Lincoln. For extra fun finish it off with a Greasy Sanchez or a Gooey Carl.

You can also do it ME style by putting a dot of feces inbetween the eyes.

When Jackson performed a Sneaky Strawberry Banana Cream Sanchez with Sprinkles on his dad, his dad sued for sexual harrassment.

by Jackson Taylor March 31, 2005

Touching Strawberries

The process of 2 mens scrotums hitting each other during double penetration

I dont care how hot that chick is man, theres no way im touching strawberries with you

by Ninja Hobo July 16, 2008

Strawberry Steamer

Any of numerous sexual activities having to do with bloody diarrhea, particularly a bloody bowel movement performed above the bare chest of another individual.

The prostitute was hired for a mere two hundred dollars, however, after performing a strawberry steamer she informed me that this amount would be doubled.

by Chance C. June 21, 2007