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English or Spanish?

Question asked to someone followed by a test for one’s sexuality.
Man 1: English or Spanish?
Man 2: English

Man 1: Whoever moves first is gay
Man 2: …
by wannaberizzler June 8, 2024
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 220: The Mortar Strike: The Eternal Spanish Hit List: The First Juvenile Release...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
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Spanish Motorcycle

A sexual act in which your partner inserts a maraca into your anus to use as a handle while simultaneously twisting the penis and making motorcycle engine noises.
Last night, after the cinco de mayo party, Francesca gave me a Spanish motorcycle and I'm still pretty sore....
by Skeet442 March 17, 2019
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spanish coast

Not where you want to go swimming.
Now contaminated by a ship that is predicted to leak oil for 50 years.
"My Villa on the Spanish Coast is worthless now that the beach is full of oil."
by Diego August 29, 2003
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Back from spanish

When you wanna say "i have a boner" but you don't want to be insulting.
Boy: Hey man hows the girl?

Boy 2: Nothing really. but when she showed me her tits, i got back from spanish.
by FPSJakob January 21, 2011
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Spanish Small Dick

When you have sexual intercourse with a quadriplegic Spanish homosexual with a small dick.
I dun’ hit the goddamn Spanish Small Dick last night, oh my days.
by martinonelk22 March 19, 2024
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Spanish Casserole

The Spanish casserole was invented during the last half of the Spanish civil war, on the SS Cantabria when 2 soldiers from San Sebastián, Miguel De Polo & Serio Reyes found themselves in a spot of bother when a opposing ship caved them into the loading deck, trapped for 17 days they had to be resourceful, growing hungrier by the day but most worryingly, hornier by the day, unknowing Miguel was about to create the first Spanish casserole as he delved deep into Sergio Reyes, he (Sergio) released a huge geyser of faecal matter a bodily fluids resulting in the very first Spanish casserole to ever be conceived.
Combination, Jab, SLIP, uppercut, backhand, roll,

This is you bouncing, All wasted movement

the real meaning of the spanish casserole
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