A turn at following your dog around with a baggie to get your stash back. Shifts typically last 3 days.
by myk247365 July 14, 2025

by Shiftingmeoff November 25, 2023

shifting means switching reality’s, you are shifting to a reality that’s already there, you’re NOT making a new one!!
by rosesmcudr July 24, 2021

by psyslayer445 June 30, 2024

Ugh, we're stuck in another Paularity Shift—where every decision oscillates back and forth so hard, it's like watching a seesaw in a hurricane. Just pick something already, Paul!
by Jimmerbob December 16, 2024

A freaky and highly inadvisable sex move originating from the rural roads of Kingaroy, Queensland. It involves one partner crouching like a busted traffic cone while the other, wearing strictly hi-vis, shifts between "gears” through the act of fisting and imagining you’re operating a manual vehicle.
Traditionally performed in front of the Kingaroy Main Roads department as a means of ‘intimidation’. Not to be confused with the Neurum Creek Gear Shift.
Traditionally performed in front of the Kingaroy Main Roads department as a means of ‘intimidation’. Not to be confused with the Neurum Creek Gear Shift.
“Do you know if Jimmy passed his driving test today?”
“No, he failed,”
“Oh well, get shifty. Its Kingaroy Gear Shift time.”
“No, he failed,”
“Oh well, get shifty. Its Kingaroy Gear Shift time.”
by johndiddlysmithington July 7, 2025

by Whitewilt23 December 30, 2023
