Person 1: you know that quiet girl in math class?
Person 2: yeah she looks like she’d be a secret stoner
Person 1: yeah she seems too good and her vsco is dum edgy
Person 2: yeah she looks like she’d be a secret stoner
Person 1: yeah she seems too good and her vsco is dum edgy
by va11eyofdo11s December 8, 2018
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by The big dick boy December 11, 2018
Get the Secret blo mug.Karen White, jailed for raping two women with "her" penis, successfully infiltrated a women's prison as a Secret Agent Man to sexually assault two female prisoners.
by ba327 January 29, 2019
Get the Secret Agent Man mug.Do you know Jessica has a secret snap?
Oh shit really? What is it
Secret Snapchat means Snapchat for dirty pictures like nudes
Oh shit really? What is it
Secret Snapchat means Snapchat for dirty pictures like nudes
by Anyfuckingrandomusername February 10, 2019
Get the secret snapchat mug.A popular term, thought to be initially coined in 2008 at a donut shop in the Maltese village of San Gwann, indicating an incognito or underhanded act. Its ever-evolving versality has contributed to its rapid adoption across the Maltese islands. Both a verb and an adjective.
John met a girl on Tinder. He went on a date with her, without telling his friends. John went on a secret service date.
Sarah was drinking at a bar and wanted to leave to buy brocolli, but was too shy to tell her friends. She snuck away and bought her broccoli. That made her brocolli, secret service brocolli.
Sarah was drinking at a bar and wanted to leave to buy brocolli, but was too shy to tell her friends. She snuck away and bought her broccoli. That made her brocolli, secret service brocolli.
by bro colli March 10, 2019
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person 1: “yo is that chick single? do you think i can smash?”
person 2: “ i heard she was in a secret open relationship”
person 1: “bet, imma slide”
person 2: “ i heard she was in a secret open relationship”
person 1: “bet, imma slide”
by cloutdaddyD June 7, 2019
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“I can see that you’re happy to see me,” she said, eying her boyfriend across the room rocking a massive chub.
“What got you so riled up, big boy?” She seductively steps toward him, swaying her hips back and forth.
He’s nervous, and hesitates to tell her to stay back for a moment—and he realizes he has nothing to hide. She gets down on her knees, pulls his tidy whities down and starts sucking his big, fat cock. Luckily his stank ass secretion had just subsided.
“What got you so riled up, big boy?” She seductively steps toward him, swaying her hips back and forth.
He’s nervous, and hesitates to tell her to stay back for a moment—and he realizes he has nothing to hide. She gets down on her knees, pulls his tidy whities down and starts sucking his big, fat cock. Luckily his stank ass secretion had just subsided.
by QuasiMotoRola June 18, 2019
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