When you you dig your grimy cold fingers into Sabrina Carpenters pussy soup, put it into a cup and harden the top layer, like it's creme brûlée. Then force feed it to a low income Chinese child wile raping his father, sister, mother, uncle. Afterward you give your 11 year old brother anesthesia and while he's asleep you DIY a transgender surgery, all the while filming it and posting it on www.hairline.com
Grandpa) I remember back in the day, I used to Dirty Sebastian with Kurt Cobain
Kids) Shut the fuck up and let me rape your ass until it bleeds
Kids) Shut the fuck up and let me rape your ass until it bleeds
by penisnijalover69 May 16, 2025
Get the Dirty Sebastianmug. Sebastian is the definition of an idiot. He thinks he's cool because he's taller than some people (even though men are usually taller than women anyways). He likes to make fun of people because his life sucks and he thinks it will bring him joy. He thinks everyone loves him and thinks he's so cool even though most people think he's a misogynistic jerk. He also has terrible style and needs a haircut. He's obsessed with a game for 8 year olds (roblox). He's had like 5 girlfriends and he's 12 years old. He makes inappropriate jokes and makes everything weird. We hate Sebastian <3
by shortstrawberries January 3, 2024
Get the Sebastianmug. sebastian the most sweet and smart guy I know cares about his family and friends and a special someone he might not tell her how he feels but he loves she to death and will do anything to see her smile and he is very funny,cute and loves to play soccer and he is tall if you have a sebastian in your life don't let him go like did tell him how you feel he might feel the same way you never know.😭😫🤧#i let him go #miss him
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by lizbeth ruby October 3, 2018
Get the sebastianmug. A Sebastian is a huge loser who likes underaged girls, and enjoys looking at them suffer while he fucks the living shit out of their petite little body. How disgusting...
by xXxFaze_SebastianxXx May 5, 2022
Get the Sebastianmug. Sebastian isnt a good person
by jnolmo June 18, 2023
Get the Sebastianmug. Stereotypical discord mod without the hours, he uses big words he does not understand to sound smart and often uses them in the wrong context, is addicted to Skyrim and lies to his friends to play it. When he is with his friends he acts like he is the best person in the room when that couldn't be further from the truth. He simps for egirls on an alarming rate, he is the definition of disappointment, he isn't even the first choice for the egirls. He makes mediocre jokes at best. In total a disappointment
by RaccoonMaster88 August 1, 2021
Get the Sebastianmug. this guy is the biggest cheater you will ever find,first he is such a cheater and he will rat you out no matter what and dont even start with his obsession of lying
girl-oh that guy is cute
his ex- who?! sebastian... no girl you dont want him he is the biggest cheater ever! and lies
his ex- who?! sebastian... no girl you dont want him he is the biggest cheater ever! and lies
by jeffery.... January 11, 2022
Get the sebastianmug.