I was only nine years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Shrek every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Shrek is love", I would say, "Shrek is life". My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Shrek. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my swamp". He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all ogre now". Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
by Copypasta guy March 05, 2022
A handsome ogre that loves onions and hates talking donkeys. He says “Get out my swamp” and “This is the part where you run”
by Shreklover69bigpp April 24, 2022
Shrek is God. He is friends with Duke from Tracy beaker who touches kids while preparing his special sauce.
I like Shrek
by Hithereboys April 29, 2020
by ShrekLuver69420 December 20, 2020
If you searched this you are the most funniest popular kid ever SIKKKKE sorry but you are really mean annoying and kind dumb but that’s ok cause when your lonely you got shrek
by Dumb Cooper April 27, 2021