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when you stop at a weigh side drunk and hungry you stumble into a pissy stall and find a tasty morsel on the toilet seat that satisfies your hunger
Yo Howard! Yesterday after those jello shots I went to the park shitter and passed out, I came to so hungry that I went to the bathroom to eat the meat off the toilet seat!
by OjibweLdF September 26, 2008
mugGet the eat the meat off the toilet seatmug.

Ohhh, you just got seated!

You just got seated. It doesn't matter how many h's in "Ohh" there is, just more than one.
OHHH, YOU JUST GOT SEATED!
by Boondocks11 January 6, 2017
mugGet the Ohhh, you just got seated!mug.
If you don’t have a seat at the table; you ARE the menu — the American political reality that proves REPRESENTATION MATTERS!!!!

Another version of this saying is “If you don’t have a seat at the table; then you are on the menu.” Meaning: there are a lot of people who are going to get rights, privileges, and tax cuts at the expense of front line workers and people living on the margins.

This is most easily seen in areas where both gerrymandering and redistricting are used to disenfranchise minority voters.

Another area where this is seen is in the backlash against a woman’s right to choose. As of September 9th 2023, the young women coming of age in my family have fewer reproductive and healthcare options than did the generation that crossed into womanhood ahead of them.

Representation Matters and if you don’t have a seat at the table you are on the menu; indeed, if you don’t have a seat at the table you ARE the menu!
Representation matters: If you don’t have a seat at the table; you ARE the menu.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 9, 2023
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If you don't have a seat at the table; you are on the menu. — A statement used in minority communities to reflect the reality that representation matters.
Vote for people who represent you and represent your interest because: If you don't have a seat at the table; you are on the menu.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 4, 2023
mugGet the If you don't have a seat at the table; you are on the menu.mug.
for a man to to be sexually promiscuous (for the equivalent used of a women look up see more pricks than a dart board)
He may see more ass than a toilet seat but he never had a drink.
by The Return Light Joker January 26, 2010
mugGet the see more ass than a toilet seatmug.
A seat for a luxury car made with thick brown genuine leather so as to be cold to the touch when you first sit on it yet smooth to the touch. It is commonly found in cars belonging to pimps. playas, og niggas, hata's, rappers's, or rich rich white people who have no idea what the fucks going on.
"Hit the block on some new ten thoudans dollar
rim can't explain how i feel touch the gator on the
wheel got peanut butter ice cream peter pan seats"

"man dont touch that gata on da wheel ur lucky im lettin u in mhy peanut butter ice cream peter pan seats mutha fucka"
by Liam from da 216 February 5, 2007
mugGet the peanut butter ice cream peter pan seatsmug.
Really, really, REALLY freakin' cold. Only barely above absolute zero. This shit is death.
"Yeesh, have you been outside since that blizzard started?"
"Eh?"
"It's colder than a brass toilet seat on the shady side of an iceberg!"
"Dayum!"
by Jon B-C January 26, 2014
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