Poon Coon

A desperate male who believes he has a chance at the poon, and follows his target endlessly in order to ultimately be granted access.

Someone who only hangs around his lady friend for sex.

I feel like such a poon coon, but damn my babulias' gettin' stale!!

by TXZappa October 30, 2008

poon pilot

One who gets and or takes much poon.

Damn, look at all them bitches 'round him. Poon pilot.

by IOWNYOUNIGGAS January 28, 2006

poon snatcher

a person who steals the pussy you've been beatin on.

you dumb cunt. why the fuck would you go and be a dumb poon snatcher. you know ive been fuckin her for the past month.

by franchise81791 November 13, 2007

POON-STIRRING

THE MULTI-HOUR PRACTICE OF INSERTING THE MALE ORGAN (MOST COMMONLY KNOWN AS THE PENIS) INTO THE FEMALE GENATELIA (MOST COMMONLY KNOWN AS THE VAGINA, THE TWAT, OR THE PUSSY.) (NOT COMMONLY KNOWN AS THE VAN DELL)

1. HEY BRO, I TOOK THIS CHICK HOME AND DID SOME SERIOUS POON-STIRRING ON HER LAST NIGHT.
2. I WANNA DO SOME SERIOUS POON-STIRRING ON HER!

by PROFESSOR C-YA May 12, 2009

poon sack

a fat women's vagina

"I totally hit that poon sack last night."
"Ew, dude."

"I totally did Emily last night. She was great in bed, but she kinda had a poon sack."

by poonsacksdude August 8, 2009

poon candy

Food used during sex that resembles a dick, such as a banana.

Guy 1: I just fucked my girlfriend with a banana!
Guy 2: That my friend would be poon candy.

by cracker08 January 22, 2010

Poon Swaggled

The female version of being "cock blocked," i.e. interfering with a woman's ability to get game

Jennifer told me she was planning to spend the whole morning naked with Derrek, until his roomate showed up unannounced and poon swaggled her.

by Hanabachi-chan October 15, 2010