Nature Boy

Police slang for a naked male reported to be wandering about in public. A typical "Nature Boy" is often found to be amusingly oblivious to his state of dress and will even attempt to befriend law enforcement officers sent to retrieve and or cover him up.

Cop 1: Hey there buddy we need to have a talk with you.

Naked Man: Who me?

Cop 2: Yes, you. Look like you forgot a few things before you left the house today. You have any ID?
Naked Man: Yeah dudes , can't seem to find my wallet? (starts rummaging through make believe pants pockets)
Cop 1: (amused) It appears to be chilly today. How about we get you something warmer to wear?
Cop 2: Here (hands naked man some running pants), These should cover your... um... That thing there.
Naked Man: My Penis
Cop 1: Your what?
Naked Man: (louder) Penis!!
Cop 1: Didn't quite catch that, what?
Naked Man: (louder) Penis!!!
Cop 2: (desperately trying not to laugh) Could you repeat that?
Naked Man: My Penis! I said Penis!! Penis!!! (starts spelling it out) P-E-N-I... (catches joke) Ohhh... Dudes!?
All: Laughing.
Cop 2: Look buddy, we need you sign some paperwork, you mind coming with us for a bit.
Naked man: (putting running pants on) Well OK. You guys are alright- You anything to eat?
Cop 1: (to Cop 2) Take Nature boy to the car. I'll get him some Granola

by pavernous cussy September 20, 2020

Nature Boy

Police slang for a really mellow naked male found to be wandering about in Public.

Cop 1: Hey there. Nature Boy. We need to have a talk with you.

Naked Man: Who me?

Cop 2: Yes, you. Look like you forgot a few things before you left the house today. You have any ID?
Naked Man: Yeah dudes , can't seem to find my wallet? (starts rummaging through make believe pants pockets)
Cop 1: (amused) It appears to be chilly today. How about we get you something warmer to wear?
Cop 2: Here (hands naked man some running pants), These should cover your... um... That thing there.
Naked Man: My Penis
Cop 1: Your what?
Naked Man: (louder) Penis!!
Cop 1: Didn't quite catch that, what?
Naked Man: (louder) Penis!!!
Cop 2: (desperately trying not to laugh) Could you repeat that?
Naked Man: My Penis! I said Penis!! Penis!!! (starts spelling it out) P-E-N-I... (catches joke) Ohhh... Dudes!?
All: Laughing.
Cop 2: Look buddy, we need you sign some paperwork, you mind coming with us for a bit.
Naked man: (putting running pants on) Well OK. You guys are alright- You anything to eat?
Cop 1: (to Cop 2) Take Nature boy to the car. I'll get him some Granola.

by pavernous cussy September 20, 2020

Nature

If nature was really mother nature, everyone that died in a storm or natural disaster would be male. Calling nature mother nature implies that nature is partial to one sex, which is like implying that nature is partial to one race or sexual orientation. Nature isn't partial to anybody or anything.

Nature is not male or female, it encompasses both sexes. Their are male plants/animals, there are female plants/animals. You also have worms, and animals like worms that are both. Humans are not like worms, they never were.

by Solid Mantis October 4, 2020

Nature Gazer

Someone who appreciates the outdoors, and aspires to have fun in the great outdoors!

Wow, have you seen how often Ana goes to the Orange County Trails? She's such a nature gazer, she's always doing this kind of stuff!

by frenchi106 July 13, 2017

nature bush

Overgrown bush, vagina pubes in their natural state. Usually referring to an unusually pronounced bush.

I enjoy all the hippy girls with their overgrown nature bush.

by Kunthuffer November 6, 2017

doin' it faux natural

to masturbate

I haven't had sex in 15 years. To get by all that time, I have been doin' it faux natural.

by Poetjester September 24, 2016

Nature Pecko

Someone who craves wild and crazy adventures.

Nature pecko

by Surfer19 July 19, 2016