i wanna ask him out

I person that has feelings for someone, but will never tell that person.

I have a fat ass crush on this guy
“i wanna ask him out”

but he only likes white girls 😭

by Agirlwholikesaguythatlikeytgir April 25, 2022

Why didn't you go with him?

When you don't realize a person is dead and you suffer a severe case of foot-in-mouth disease.

Earl: "I'm such an idiot. I saw our neighbor Mrs. Lundgren at the store today, so I asked her how her husband was doing. I didn't know he was dead. She said 'he's gone' and I thought he was on a trip. So I asked, 'Why didn't you go with him?'"

Opal (horrified): EARL!!!

~ "Pickles" by Brian Crane

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 09, 2022

Walking him down

Yeah man... Like a fucking Tonberry! That. Is. Crazy. Great Job.

Hym "I need to see some more comprehensive highlights but he is just walking him down it seems... Like a fucking TONBERRY man. That is nuts. Who would have thought? I mean... Me. But I'm a genius. I gotta start betting on some of these."

by Hym Iam September 10, 2023

HIM-ISM

Men who struggle with thinking they are “him”.

Traits include: major ego, consistent mansplaining, doesn’t show emotions, misogynistic personality and lack of emotional intelligence tbh.

Oh…he thinks he’s him. It’s unfortunate he suffers from him-ism.

by Ok ig? March 03, 2024

ad hom of him

Hatriotic version of (argumentum) ad hominem. Whilst "(argumentum) ad hominem" is a fallacious argumentative strategy marked by the avoidance of a genuine discussion of a topic by attacking an attribute of the person making an argument instead of the argument itself, "ad hom of him" is a phrase preferably used over "(argumentum) ad hominem" when attacking a certain individual using Latin and failing miserably at it.

David, who loved the game Pacman, was accused of using an "ad hom of him" argument.

by Marie Lastname June 11, 2018

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

Let him book

The action or intention of purchasing "Mejai's Soulstealer" in the game "League of Legends"

"I don't care if I have 13 deaths, let me book!"

"He's on a killing spree, if he needs more AP, let him book!"

by Squidsticks April 30, 2024